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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Yeah unless the people are feminazis then he will be crawling in dirt for a small pat on the back or a smirk of approval. 

This guy is a parody of himself nowadays.

 

 

Are his movies and shows good? That is all that I care about. It's so weird how folks get caught up in this stupid social media stuff nowadays. Who cares? Unless his 'agenda' starts making its way into his work, I could care less.

 

Also throwing around the word feminazi as if it means something makes you sound silly. Be careful not to become what you are condemning.

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Truth hurts? truth hurts.

 

Funny enough, SJW Nazis have BASHED this guy multiple times and he STILL sucks up them. :p Such a little cuck. He  makes interesting stuff (most Buffy and Angel - two awesome shows. all his other stuff is meh or worse. yes, that includes the fun but overrated Firefly).

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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Those are all meaningless expressions ? Seems they all have meanings, at least something one can discuss.

 

But oh well, Trevor was wrong, edginees is the blight of our times :lol:

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Also throwing around the word feminazi as if it means something makes you sound silly. Be careful not to become what you are condemning.

As long as cis gender, "white privelege", BLM, gender pay gap and other meaningless words and expressions are floating around I will use feminazi.

 

 

Alas, my warning comes too late!

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