Chilloutman Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Village People - violence xD 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 I didn't know Julio Iglesias was so hardcore. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromnir Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 albert is a funny guy well... HA! Good Fun! "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927) "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algroth Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 I didn't know Julio Iglesias was so hardcore. Nor the B-52s so punk for that matter. My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 (edited) Edited November 15, 2016 by Fighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 In light of the new Beauty and the Beast film... 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqJp4byD6Cs&feature=youtu.be 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 A little juvenile humor for a gray morning. 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeentoxic Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 [media=Flash]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCpDB7290Eo[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 (edited) Unionen, Sweden's largest union, is encouraging members to call up when male colleagues give them unsolicited lectures on things they already understand. Because nothing will set you up for promotion better than being incapable of dealing with people on your own... Edited November 15, 2016 by Fighter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 "The campaign is not intended to single out or add debt to all men," the organisation said in a statement. "The campaign aims to raise awareness among all of us, regardless of gender" What a lie. sexist piece sof crap like that at epeices of sexist crap who need to be mocked for their idiocy.. PERIOD. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 "which will be staffed by a gender expert and a group of feminist politicians, comedians and scientists, is “about equality”." Unionen does have alot of humour surrounding their union, I suspect this is a lighthearted thing. Atleast that's what the radio commercial that I heard sounded like, it did'nt sound serious for one bit. I thought about telling you people about it as a "funny thing", but thought it was too much effort to translate it and such. Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Ay caramba! Its softness like this that will lead to China dropping five across our quivering lips and sending us to work in the salt mines. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Funniest meme..... EVER! 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 can't link it so i attach it 4 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Link & Link How can you... be this way? No seriously how??? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 That IS pretty bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 I don't understand why anyone cares how anyone else eats their steak. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwars Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 This is so old now but I just found this guy again. Probably still the best thing posted on the internet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBiLAy7mDbw Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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