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Running through the woods hunting magical creatures that I can see but don't actually exist? Shoot, I've been doing that for years. I set that trend!

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"The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys. Power, like a desolating pestilence, pollutes whate'er it touches; and obedience, bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth, makes slaves of men, and of the human frame a mechanized automaton."

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It's all over the news here. The even interviewed "Pokemon Experts", as in 30 year old men, on strategies and such.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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It's all over the news here. The even interviewed "Pokemon Experts", as in 30 year old men, on strategies and such.

I WOULD be such an expert, but I have no phone!!!

 

WTF NINTENDO!? I DON'T OWN A FRIGGIN PHONE, I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE GAMING DEVICES!!! 

 

Crap, I'm finally gonna have to buy a phone so I can play this. I gotta catch 'em all, and be the best like no one ever was. 

 

Also here's a decent review from a surprisingly balanced reviewer that by all rights should be a Nintendo shill:

I like that he called his Muk, "Your Waifu".

"Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

 

I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

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It's all over the news here. The even interviewed "Pokemon Experts", as in 30 year old men, on strategies and such.

I WOULD be such an expert, but I have no phone!!!

 

WTF NINTENDO!? I DON'T OWN A FRIGGIN PHONE, I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE GAMING DEVICES!!! 

 

Crap, I'm finally gonna have to buy a phone so I can play this. I gotta catch 'em all, and be the best like no one ever was. 

 

Also here's a decent review from a surprisingly balanced reviewer that by all rights should be a Nintendo shill:

I like that he called his Muk, "Your Waifu".

 

 

No phone?! That's pretty hardcore.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Traffic signs here in Arizona say Pokemon Go is a no-go when driving

 

Not my photo but here it is

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I installed it on my phone but I can't really play it in the two places I play the most games on my phone, bathroom and bedroom, so it doesn't get played

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I browse Tinder instead because I'd rather meet girls than chase creatures. Besides, I can always take hallucinogens if I'd want to do that.

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"I am the expert, asshat." - Hurlsnot

"You need to be careful, lest I write another ten page essay on mythology and how it relates to Sailor Moon." - majestic

"I won't say what just in case KaineParker is reading" - Bartimaeus

"Oh no! Is there super secret ending as well? I don’t care." - Wormerine

"Get some poor minorities, that keeps WASPs away easy." - Malcador

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I browse Tinder instead because I'd rather meet girls than chase creatures. Besides, I can always take hallucinogens if I'd want to do that.

 

I have to say that the number of "gamer-girls" have increased on Tinder during this year alone though. 

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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I'd say they're mostly the same, apps that you swipe to find monsters in your area.

Well at least with one the monsters leave instead of following me around. I hope so at least.

 

I have to say that the number of "gamer-girls" have increased on Tinder during this year alone though.

 

I haven't noticed. "Gamer girl go home with me" would be a good line though.

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"I am the expert, asshat." - Hurlsnot

"You need to be careful, lest I write another ten page essay on mythology and how it relates to Sailor Moon." - majestic

"I won't say what just in case KaineParker is reading" - Bartimaeus

"Oh no! Is there super secret ending as well? I don’t care." - Wormerine

"Get some poor minorities, that keeps WASPs away easy." - Malcador

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Clever ploy from the yellow devil to fix some of their demographical problems.

It will force the hikikomori out, who will come into contact with girls and procreate.

Thirty years from now they'll have conquered everything west of the rocky mountains.

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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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I have to say that the number of "gamer-girls" have increased on Tinder during this year alone though.

I haven't noticed. "Gamer girl go home with me" would be a good line though.

 

Yoink!

 

I am sooooo gonna use that line the next time i hook up with one of them. I don't care what happens.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Certainly is a neat thing. Shame some people won't be smart about it and wander into bad places or let their kids do so.

 

I just hunt normal people.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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It's all over the news here. The even interviewed "Pokemon Experts", as in 30 year old men, on strategies and such.

I WOULD be such an expert, but I have no phone!!!

 

WTF NINTENDO!? I DON'T OWN A FRIGGIN PHONE, I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE GAMING DEVICES!!! 

 

Crap, I'm finally gonna have to buy a phone so I can play this. I gotta catch 'em all, and be the best like no one ever was. 

 

Also here's a decent review from a surprisingly balanced reviewer that by all rights should be a Nintendo shill:

I like that he called his Muk, "Your Waifu".

 

 

No phone?! That's pretty hardcore.

 

That's right. Screw phones. Why would I have a phone? Until now all phones where worthless to me, but now I need one, cuz' to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. Also this isn't the first time I've ever stated that I don't own a phone on this forum.

 

Nobody noticed then, I guess.

"Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

 

I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

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