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PC Gamer - Pillars of Eternity diary: playing as a party of bears

 

http://www.pcgamer.com/pillars-of-eternity-diary-playing-as-a-party-of-bears/

 

Turns out, Just Bears is a great thing to be. Spiders? Don't make me laugh. Skeletons? Just a pile of bones. Wichts? I don't even know what those are, or how to pronounce them, but it doesn't matter because they're now passing through the digestive system of six bears.

 

 

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Home Alone, as written by Cormac McCarthy

 

 

 

See the child. He is pale, thin, halfseen in his diminution. His hair flashes white, betrays his Aryan blood.

 

He is alone, the parents gone in the morning. It is nothing to him. He revels in their tedious wake. Eats milk and cream. Breaks and steals property and rubs himself in oils strange. He sleeps ‘til near the sun’s noonhigh meridian, his whited hair splintered and splayed like some infernal broomhead. At night he carnivals with dervish fervor, watches plays of mindless violence. He is wild and drunken, bestial, howling into the darkling primordial. There is no echo. He is a changeling.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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It's all about the tshirt timing?

 

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fun fact

someone found the original script of the first Star Wars movie and the script stated clearly that Han shot first. there never had been any intention to have Greedo shoot and the scene was filmed accordingly, despite what Lucas keeps saying that Greedo shot but it was not visible in the original release because "reasons" when it would have been very easy to make the scene had the script said so.

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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The joy of languages...

 

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It would be much funnier if Japanese part of it was even close to be true. Now it is just absurd claim that plays with exception that reader don't know what those words are in Japanese and how they are pronounced.

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Hi Fighter :)

 

Where have you been?

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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