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So it turns out, Jar Jar was not just a lucky scmuck, but rather originally meant to be the true antagonist.. The real "Phantom Menance"

 

"These (...) Inadvertent, seemingly comical bumbling that just so happens to result in astoundingly positive results. But what if it isn't inadvertant, and what if Jar Jar's meteoric rise and inexplicable influence isn't the result of dumb happenstance, but the result of extensive and careful use of force mind powers?"

 

A Reddit user explores this crazy theory with carefully constructed arguments;

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

Fortune favors the bald.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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It probably wasn't red before being printed. Wheather or knot they'll fix it is something we'll have to weight and sea.

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a SJW, after unsuccessfully preaching to an egalitarian-minded woman why she should adopt the label "feminist":

 

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:grin: :grin:

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"Some ideas are so stupid that only an intellectual could believe them." -- attributed to George Orwell

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Old, but gold.

 

Not bad, but the best Tetris related youtube video is still:

 

 

Also, if I remember correctly, you can never get the same piece three times in a row... ;)

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"Some ideas are so stupid that only an intellectual could believe them." -- attributed to George Orwell

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