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If I had the chance and technology to create a human being.

It would be a cheerleader type woman but not a typical snobby and slutty cheerleader.

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-Athletic, fast metabolism, Won't get fat after High School and College
-cheerleading since she was 8
-Member of both High School and competitive cheer squads
-Became a cheerleader for fun not popularity
-Nice
-Genetically programmed to be happy, Would not be jealous of other people's wealth or intelligence
-Loves Bring It On and Disney movies
-Funny
-Fun to be around
-Selfless
-Mentally stable

-apolitical

 

Sadly a human exactly like this probably does not exist.

 

And I would probably create an army of them.

 

 

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"Tell me, Doctor. Why did you decide to go into gengineering research?"

 

"To fulfull a dream mostly."

 

"Okay, I'll bite. What dream? A dream for a better, cleaner, cleaner world? Peace on Earth? Food and care for the  needy?"

 

"Nope. Redhead, five-ten with green eyes, athletic build, and legs up to here."

 

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She'd probably dump you for a Mark Zuckerberg-type about a week after emerging from the Bokanovsky tube, anyway. Just keep beating your meat until the Japanese begin commercializing lower the prices on them android girlfriends, shouldn't be too long now.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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this calls for

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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Don't all guys want cheerleaders?

Nope. Geek chick with curves please.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Don't all guys want cheerleaders?

No.

 

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If I had the chance and technology to create a human being.

 

It would be a cheerleader type woman but not a typical snobby and slutty cheerleader.

Not slutty? Your engineered woman is lame. Why do you care if she's a cheerleader BTW? It doesn't make her any less or more hot.

"Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

 

I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

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Not slutty? Your engineered woman is lame. Why do you care if she's a cheerleader BTW? It doesn't make her any less or more hot.

 

 

Probably because they have been trained to fake enthusiasm.  Given the OT's obvious insecurities, that will make a big difference.   :brows:

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