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The Men With Large Packages Thread


Keyrock

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Wow, they packin'. Mine is around this size:

 

 

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Now I feel so... inadequate. :(

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Men with large packages do not have enough representation in media, and the representation there is happens to be extremely racist, sexist AND ableist. Look at this offensive carictature of men with large packages from World of WarCraft! He's represented as stunted, ape-like scavenging animal that can only have such a large package by stacking packages stolen from others! For shame!

 

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Wonder what the guy in the first picture is carrying.

 

Also, I think this is a good idea for a hipster gym - guys train by carrying big packages.

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This man fights for a larger package.

 

 

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

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"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

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"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

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I'd hope for any of the new threads on this forum to have more going for them than iterating on one obvious and unfunny joke. 

 

Obvious and unfunny jokes are my specialty, though.  :p

 

Here's a guy with two large packages.  

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He probably could have gotten a job in the...  "film industry".  :brows:

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Really?

Well, what were you expecting? :shifty:

 

 

I'd hope for any of the new threads on this forum to have more going for them than iterating on one obvious and unfunny joke. 

 

 

That hope should have gone out the window just from reading the title.

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^Where are you heading? 

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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^Where are you heading?

A couple of places above 12k ft / 3600m sea level. The time I've been waiting for all year long has just started - mountain climbing season! 

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Men with that kind of package gets all the birds, i tell you.

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Men can have many different types of packages. Some have evolved feathers for insulation, like the dinosaurs.

 

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The wings on the helmet are such a nice touch.  :lol:

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands

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