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so, my flippin' university has a Marketing 101 course that I have to take, and part of it is doing a bunch of surveys. here's one:

https://ru.surveymonkey.com/s/PL98WY6

it's only 10 questions (2 pages), if you don't mind taking a few minutes of your time to fill it out, I'd really appreciate it :) thanks in advance!

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Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Filled it out.

 

And our polling moment of zen:

 

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I only have a dumbphone so I'm not in the target audience for the survey, but can fill it out anyway if you want me to - not sure data on the "Nokia Series 40" OS is something worth collecting though. :p

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you can always make something up :D I need 30+ people to participate as per my instructions, but what they actually reply isn't that important, I just need to interpret the data later and write a report on modern habits on the mobile app market 

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Filled it out.

 

You should probably set your survey buttons & thank you message to be English.

Do it in Punjabi, just to mess with people. Edited by KaineParker
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Can't even get to page 2 because questions 3 and 4 are mandatory without there being a 'none of the above' option (though generally checkbox questions should be set optional by their nature, so a 'none' option isn't generally used).

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Can't even get to page 2 because questions 3 and 4 are mandatory without there being a 'none of the above' option (though generally checkbox questions should be set optional by their nature, so a 'none' option isn't generally used).

Use "other" and write in an explanation, I guess? :p

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Can't even get to page 2 because questions 3 and 4 are mandatory without there being a 'none of the above' option (though generally checkbox questions should be set optional by their nature, so a 'none' option isn't generally used).

it's my first time using SurveyMonkey, so I could've ticked the wrong option by accident. I didn't come up with these questions, though, so whoever did probably meant for people to use the "Other" option.

 

sorry about the buttons being in Russian, I have no idea why it defaulted to Russian, since I'm not in Russia at the moment, and my OS uses English... didn't see how to switch to English on that site

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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you can always make something up :D I need 30+ people to participate as per my instructions, but what they actually reply isn't that important, I just need to interpret the data later and write a report on modern habits on the mobile app market 

 

So what you are basically saying is you want us to fill in your survey, just because you are too lazy to forge the answers yourself? Why, I never!

 

Back in my days, we forged our own results, and we were happy to do so! Harrupmh.

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I filled it out... I think. "Gotovo" means I completed it? That's the last button I clicked on. Then I got some ad asking me to register with SM, in Russian. At least I think it was asking me to register...

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So what you are basically saying is you want us to fill in your survey, just because you are too lazy to forge the answers yourself? Why, I never!

actually, I thought about filling it out myself 30 times, but my partner (the gal who came up with the questions) insisted on us finding actual people to give our work some credibility  :unsure: women...

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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oh, and thanks to everyone who've taken the time to complete it. much appreciated!  :bow:

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Completed, i'm afraid that most of my answers were Other - None as i'm not a heavy mobile user, but I assume that is valid considering my advanced age. Anyway good luck.

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Completed, i'm afraid that most of my answers were Other - None as i'm not a heavy mobile user, but I assume that is valid considering my advanced age. Anyway good luck.

 

Now I feel bad because I have the same and I'm not that old.

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Well, that was short. I only use my mobile for photography and facebook.

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I've almost hit my goal, thanks again, everyone. just a couple more should do it...

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Just guessing that i did it... it told me after i clicked a cryptic button:

 

Благодарим Вас за участие в опросе.

Теперь создайте опрос сами — это быстро, легко и бесплатно

 

Создавайте бесплатные опросы за считанные минуты

Задавайте вопросы в самых разнообразных форматах: от вопросов с вариантами ответов до вопросов с вводом текста и не только

Получайте ответы на все виды своих вопросов

 

Зарегистрируйтесь на SurveyMonkey уже сегодня!

 

Edit: Short version, no i don't buy games for my phone.

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I filled it in like a crazy person! Despite not really understanding any of the buttons!!

 

I hope I did it right.

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Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

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