TheUsernamelessOne Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 so okay where do i even beginningg! This game is the worst game ever! to Start with you get sick HELLOW WHERE IS MY FORT SAVE against poisonn?!!? then the man says to get the berries for tea! i do not liketea! i will nto get ur berries caravan man1 how do u like that BUT I MUST?!?!? Garphisc are well 2 b honest subpar at best i mean there is no 3d at all!! i want 2 see what is the oteher side of walls in case there are snipers or maybe loot! also camera does not zoom in far enouhg so i cannot check my characters makeup!11! game is full of bugs!1! many big ones, including beetles and spiders! clearly no QA here huh Obsidian Enterlamement?!?! no voice acting is unbleievalbe! seriously there are maybe like five thousand voiced lines out of five million??!? also there are too many words!! i canot reed tehm all!! combat is awful i play a warzid and keep dying to deer! i cats sepll s at my copmuter but does nothing?!!? HAX bears in cave 2 easy though, soloed on pats fo teh darned, aslo kild gohsts i read on forum s and poeple tel me is not Bladdur's Gate BUT HOWCOME ist diferent?? wehere is Imoen and Mr Irenicus??? and no Mincs??? i have named pig Minsc but he does not talk oh wel I will review again after first level 5/5 stars 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazisky Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 game is full of bugs!1! many big ones, including beetles and spiders! You're joking but i won't be surprised if people would REALLY complain about this without realizing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leferd Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Lock thread and change title, because clickbait. "Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin."P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurgen Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Way too obvious. Subtlety is key. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUsernamelessOne Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 Lock thread and change title, because clickbait. *looks up what "clickbait" is* Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Bladder's Gate! Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creslin321 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheUsernamelessOne Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 Way too obvious. Subtlety is key. But this is what people on the internet actually talk like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyFox Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I hate April Fools Day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emptiness Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarack21 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Grammar are important. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forlorn Hope Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I must be really tired because I laughed out loud :D 1 "Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlterKnacker Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I had to laugh in class, everyone though i went crazy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalloutBoy Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 More like TheUserLAMElessOne! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungri Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Trolololololol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryy Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Well, actually there is 3D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Pointless thread. Locked. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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