Kaftan Barlast Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I havent been in here for years and years and even more years, but I still see a lot of names I recognise. What have you guys been up to? Me I got a degree in computer graphics, a job, another job, some other jobs, quit some of the jobs, moved all across the country, grew a beard and a third eye... ate some bugs, ate some grass, used some leaves to wipe my.. tears 3 DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You haven't been here in so long that all your posts have been swallowed up by the internet, apparently. They no longer show up in the system. I was but a lowly noob when you were last here but I do remember you. Your name, your avatar and most of all your signature. Don't remember anything of what you were like, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) I was, and still is, a very nice swedish lad who never ever said or did anything naughty! Not even a little!! p.s I did go see a brain-doctor a few years ago who said that I actually do have a mild form of tourettes. So I demand a free pass on trolling hereonafter, since I just cant help myself. Edited September 26, 2014 by Kaftan Barlast DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I get the feeling that isn't true. Either way, the real old guard can probably tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 There are a lot of new folks around, but some of us crotchety vets are still grumbling about. Nice to see you Kaftan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Ah, the internet. When 5 years can be worth decades.. or still viewed as the new kid on the block.. 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Looks at avatar, seems familiar. Meh. Welcome back and good luck with your Tourettes, I hope you can be happy together.On the subject of Tourettes; the comedians have raised a good question: Why isn't there a nice version of Tourettes that just makes you say nice things? I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Eww, a swede! 1 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 You shut your dirty finn mouth, you soumi bastard! On the subject of Tourettes; the comedians have raised a good question: Why isn't there a nice version of Tourettes that just makes you say nice things? What you're thinking of is "coprolalia" which is a disorder/state where you involuntary say or shout swear words or obscenities. It's a substate in some tourettes sufferers, but you can get it as a result of any kind of brain damage or even an epileptic seizure. The reason is that the function of the speech center in the brain is reduced so you're only left with your most forceful expressions; typicly profanity. A friend of mine, who sometimes gets epileptic seizures as a result of his diabetes, once had a really bad attack where he was almost completely paralyzed and the only things that came out of his mouth when he tried to speak were swedish swear words. Awesome stuff! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Everyone eventually comes back. You can't escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Will the Authority be making a return to or JUST Kaftan? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Hey Kaftan, good to see you - I did wonder where you went off to. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Yo Kaftan. 'sup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 Im very good, enjoying the hell out of Wastelands 2. These days Im living in Malmö, which scarily enough is only like a 30min trainride from Rosbjerg Will the Authority be making a return to or JUST Kaftan? No way. Moderating is for suckers! 3 DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 You were gone? Are you sure? 1 "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 I was lost, but then I was found and put in a big box called "lost and found" where an employee of the company who owned the box picked me up and put me on a shelf in his home. Then I was sold on ebay and now I have no clue where I am DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Why Malmö? How many times have you been shot today? Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 I moved here because of work.. which is actually in Helsingborg so I have no real reason to bere except stupidity and laziness. ...and if anyone tries to shoot me, they're in for a treat DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samm Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I'd say "hi", but there's that gun... oO Citizen of a country with a racist, hypocritical majority Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Malmö is violent? It seems so.. quiet and boring.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 28, 2014 Author Share Posted September 28, 2014 We had 65 shooting last year and 79 the year before that, which is a lot for a small city. One or two people get shot every week. Half are immigrant gangs and the other half are biker gangs like hells angels and so on. Like today: http://www.dn.se/nyheter/sverige/en-person-skots-till-dods-i-malmo/ (one person shot and killed) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I havent been in here for years and years and even more years, but I still see a lot of names I recognise. What have you guys been up to? I have contracted memetic herpes from alts. 2 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 There was that story with the shootings in the 'projects' years ago. Now it's downtown Bayrut for lack of better. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Ohh, Hi. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Welcome back KB, nice to see you again. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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