Pillocks of Eternity

This thread is for the purpose of people who aren't clear about the game and want an answer to it that other members here already know. For added fun, if you can answer the person's question you get to say "Confirmed a Pillock of Eternity" and then give your answer. I'll start:

 

Circa 2808 AI

"The Saint's War informally ends when St. Waidwen was destroyed by a massive bomb north of Halgot Citadel"

 

 

How massive is this bomb? And do we get access to bombs in the game? Any difference to 10 mages casting fireballs at the same area?

Edited August 29, 2014 by I Roll 20

I'm sure this will be productive ...

Will PoE feature Romance or Kill XP?   (I kid)

 

What attribute / skill is checked when attempting to retrieve the dragon egg?

It's athletics - you have to climb the cliff to get to it.

Will PoE feature Romance or Kill XP? (I kid)

There is XP for killing romance.

It's athletics - you have to climb the cliff to get to it.

 

 

It looks like it could incorporate two checks? I kept failing the "climb down while carrying the egg" portion, which makes sense since I usually only put 10 in Con. Although, BB Fighter also fell on the climb down, but Im not sure what his Con score is.

Athletics to reach the egg, constitution (16) to bring it down safely

I saved the dragon's egg once with BB Fighter. Did it last. The "great success!" message has [Con 20] at the end, which I thought was weird because BB Fighter doesn't have Con 20. (I confess I didn't bother to report it though.)

If we fall from that height, might we land on pillows of eternity?

Edited August 30, 2014 by septembervirgin

^No. In a balance-first type of game, you either 1)keep your balance and avoid falling or 2) you will lose your balance but land on both feet. No pillows needed in either case

 

Question: will we be able to enchant the piglet?

Question: will we be able to enchant the piglet?

 

 The piglet is already OP.

Is the piglet already enchanted, and will we be able to romance it after breaking the enchantment when it returns to its true form as a beautiful prince?

Is the piglet already enchanted, and will we be able to romance it after breaking the enchantment when it returns to its true form as a beautiful prince?

 

I remember watching an anime series as a kid about a girl that could transform into a pig to gain magical powers. I forgot what this series was called, unfortunately. I also forgot what this implies about my sexuality. But the girl was hot... I think.

 

 

EDIT: Found it! The series is called "Super pig".

Edited September 1, 2014 by Zwiebelchen

Will PoE feature Romance or Kill XP?   (I kid)

 

What attribute / skill is checked when attempting to retrieve the dragon egg?

 

They should make it so that you only get kill XP if you romance

 

I used two hooks for that thing so I'm not sure

 

Oh the rending of cloth and the gnashing of teeth that would take place...

Is the piglet already enchanted, and will we be able to romance it after breaking the enchantment when it returns to its true form as a beautiful prince?

Ow god the scene of deliverance is playing in my head now....NOOOOO, thought i got rid of that scene outta my memory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWVwdeyr98c