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Check out this PickUp trick:

 

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I really, honestly thought the title of the topic was "pickup trucks"...I was like, seriously? Well, whatever people have fun with, I guess. Having actually entered the topic and then being subsequently confused, I realize now that would've been much better.

 

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Best pickup tricks from me (i never do this but watch how young Britt's/Germans do this constantly).
1. Visit any resort with big amount of young alcoholics (Ibiza, Golden sands, Lloret de Mar etc ).
2. You must choice right target. This is British or German girls. No, not these beautiful ones. Your prey is fugly girl with lack of sex. Avoid Russian girls - they just ignore you... because you don't known Russian language and anyway they think foreigners are not-attractive. If Russian girl do want meet with you - flee from her so fast as you can - she is not from Russia but migrant from USSR instead, avoid her, she just want steal your money.
3. Drink vodka or beer. If you forgot - she is ugly and alcohol fix this.
4. Drink yet moar vodka, she is really fugly.
5. Just ask all girls do want they make love with you or not. Some poor souls do want (especially if they are drunk too).
6. ....
7. PROFIT
8. Visit venereologist.

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This thread has gone exactly as I'd hoped when I saw the title.

 

 

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I prefer the "hire some of the dudes hanging out in front of the Home Depot to pick it up for you" method. 

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Shaowing ahnd fleksin' mahw byzebs. *grunts* 

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One finds that a thoroughly waxed mustache, a raised eyebrow, a detailed perusal with ones monocle, a sporty TVR waiting in the sidelines and the casual mention that you own half of Hampshire suffices to woo most filly's. Time for tiffin what?

 

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