ktchong Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) On YouTube, girls have makeup channels, and guys have pickup channels! Edited August 15, 2014 by ktchong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Check out this PickUp trick: 1 "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I really, honestly thought the title of the topic was "pickup trucks"...I was like, seriously? Well, whatever people have fun with, I guess. Having actually entered the topic and then being subsequently confused, I realize now that would've been much better. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Simple Pickup is hilarious.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJShZ1QS5ck Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Best pickup tricks from me (i never do this but watch how young Britt's/Germans do this constantly).1. Visit any resort with big amount of young alcoholics (Ibiza, Golden sands, Lloret de Mar etc ).2. You must choice right target. This is British or German girls. No, not these beautiful ones. Your prey is fugly girl with lack of sex. Avoid Russian girls - they just ignore you... because you don't known Russian language and anyway they think foreigners are not-attractive. If Russian girl do want meet with you - flee from her so fast as you can - she is not from Russia but migrant from USSR instead, avoid her, she just want steal your money.3. Drink vodka or beer. If you forgot - she is ugly and alcohol fix this.4. Drink yet moar vodka, she is really fugly.5. Just ask all girls do want they make love with you or not. Some poor souls do want (especially if they are drunk too).6. ....7. PROFIT8. Visit venereologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyLS4QF0jmA 2 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 This thread has gone exactly as I'd hoped when I saw the title. Lift with your knees, not with your back. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae1gLl-YfJo RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 They make a variety of harnesses ans dollies that make picking up objects much easier and safer: RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I prefer the "hire some of the dudes hanging out in front of the Home Depot to pick it up for you" method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) Shaowing ahnd fleksin' mahw byzebs. *grunts* Edited August 15, 2014 by Woldan 1 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kgambit Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57GEjjTzoM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonek Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 One finds that a thoroughly waxed mustache, a raised eyebrow, a detailed perusal with ones monocle, a sporty TVR waiting in the sidelines and the casual mention that you own half of Hampshire suffices to woo most filly's. Time for tiffin what? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-418SbXncFA Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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