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To be extra nitpicky she's got those annoying asymmetric gloves Bioware loves.

 

Well, archers wear those kind of gloves, so it's actually a droplet of realism in the game. :p

 

But, yes, those two are pretty dire. In fact, the character and area intros have really cooled my interest for the game...

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Well, archers wear those kind of gloves, so it's actually a droplet of realism in the game. :p

Got me there.

 

Happy coincidence for Bioware. They just love their asymmetry.

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Same, my interest has cooled right off a cliff. Urgh, what is this strange tone they're going with ... 

 

Whatever, I hate that they know I'll buy it and play it, and play it again, no matter what they do. That's an evil power to hold over people.

 

Wait, what if I didn't buy it ... what if I ... I ...

All Stop. On Screen.

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Are those quotes that Bioware picked out to introduce characters?  Because they are terrible.

 

But honestly the advertising for the Dragon Age has been terrible since they decided to focus on blood splatter as a selling point.

I don't think these quotes are even remotely as bad as the "awesome button guy".

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Are those quotes that Bioware picked out to introduce characters?  Because they are terrible.

 

But honestly the advertising for the Dragon Age has been terrible since they decided to focus on blood splatter as a selling point.

I don't think these quotes are even remotely as bad as the "awesome button guy".

 

 

They are way worse. What the hell is up with this elf chick? Is she some sort of emo with a bowl cut? And the quotes. Good lord. Can Chris Avellone at least give these guys some pointers?

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Are those quotes that Bioware picked out to introduce characters?  Because they are terrible.

 

 

Yet still better than 80% of the dialogue spewed by "sarcastic" Hawke. 

 

Let that sink in a bit.

"Lulz is not the highest aspiration of art and mankind, no matter what the Encyclopedia Dramatica says."

 

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Are those quotes that Bioware picked out to introduce characters?  Because they are terrible.

 

 

Yet still better than 80% of the dialogue spewed by "sarcastic" Hawke. 

 

Let that sink in a bit.

 

 

I should play sarchawke next, a couple of days of watch dogs has desensitized me to miserable dialogue.

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To be extra nitpicky she's got those annoying asymmetric gloves Bioware loves.

 

And more boob cups. But I'm actually surprised there aren't any metal spikes coming out of her body. 

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Waiting for the dubstep laden E3 trailer. Ending with some gravelly voice guy saying "Prepare yourself....FOR THE INQUISITION!"

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Well, let me try:

 

The big guy - "You think that you have killed many men on the battlefield?! I slaughtered more men that you ever have met"

The weird girl - "Murderers, rapists and slavers, know this: There is, and will be no escape for your kind. When you are brought to justice, you will wish for your own death, as it is the only release from the pain that you will face"

 

Took me about 5 minutes during a coffee-break.

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It's as if someone at Bio spent 15 minutes programming a generic edgy slogan generator.

 

All I know is that I now have no desire whatsoever to meet Iron Bull nor Sera at #EAE3.  I'm not sure if that was the desired effect.

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I thought the DA:I trailer was okay.  I was neither wowed nor disappointed by it.

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it's a trailer. trailers typical tell us nothing useful 'bout the game.

 

 

we liked the planescape trailer, but other than that it were using the ie engine, we could glean almost zero that were useful. we also liked the music, but the composer for the trailer was different than for most of the game, and some o' those cut-scenes is o' stuff we never saw in the game.  

 

it's a trailer.

 

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I dig the lion helm at 1:07 / 1:08.

Hopefully you can have the Inquisitor wear a lion helm, because that helmet they always show the Inquisitor wearing is fugly something fierce.

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Oh, I thought that was the HMFIC. Was that just an NPC?

I think it was the inquisitir, there. Agree that the media helm is ugly as sin.

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