okkoko Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Turd of glory .. this is a story about high and wide about tall yes unimportant a life full of meaning and still just sleeping a turd this story is about a smelly one yes long and with the help of firm anus ringing elongated in to a long brute goo stinking substance of well suited yes strong as my disgust is mounting of its assistance still it is needed and now is resting under the toilet pits watery grave and now all that is needed is flushing out this impressive piece coming from over the toilet seat.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndiraLightfoot Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Spectacled Greenheads - Whence They Came Umpteen green-headed poem failersComing home across the briney seaWhen the anchor's weighedAnd the journey's madeYes they'll start the partyWith a heave-ho, me-hearty 1 *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centurionofprix Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) yo ~~ It's White imperialism in black face Smile as they keep you trapped in the rat race Or wrapped in that place called Guantanamo Bay ... ah ****it, I can't do it. Edited August 18, 2013 by centurionofprix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Roses are red Violets are blue I've just spent $10.63 on cards and **** Now can I have sex with you? 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centurionofprix Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) yo ~~ It's White imperialism in black face Smile as they keep you trapped in the rat race Or wrapped in that place called Guantanamo Bay ... ah ****it, I can't do it. Oh man, drunken political freestyle. Embarrassing! Edited August 18, 2013 by centurionofprix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Writh a poem will you?This infernal clown needs it,like a fly needs sh**.Okay, it's a haiku... 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lephys Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 (edited) Youuuuu take the haiiii-ku and I'lllll take the lowwww-ku and I'lllll be the firrrst ta' get ta' Jaaaaaa-pannnnnn. Edited August 18, 2013 by Lephys 1 Should we not start with some Ipelagos, or at least some Greater Ipelagos, before tackling a named Arch Ipelago? 6_u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape_You_In_The_Mouth Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 (edited) There once were some elves condescending, Upon Dwarves and their pitiful "meddling," But when the Dwarves saw their daughters, They broke in with a slaughter, And it was no longer steel they were bending! Edited August 19, 2013 by Grape_You_In_The_Mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSOCC Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 (edited) A poem, presumably PE related, about things you would not find in PE? or sorry, EP... Tasty elves more stringy than beef make for great eating beating godlike for grief quite delicious themselves in sour apple sauce, a tangy relief Orlans are too hairy except for their chief I plucked that old bastard for being a thief. His heart was rotten, his liver was gamy but after his brain was sautéed ecstasy fleeting I ranged my eye further beyond where the dwarves delve to fat for my taste and to sturdy to cleave Aumaua I believe maybe a dish worth repeating. Edited August 19, 2013 by JFSOCC 1 Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndiraLightfoot Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 JFSOCC: Great poem! Only thing is, I got a feeling that it will be included in PE...er, sorry...EP. *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSOCC Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 nah, I could do much better Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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