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Legal reminder - insulting the French president

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Just a reminder that it is now affirmed to be legal to insult the French president.

 

Members now have legal protection to call any French president a jumped up onion seller, or - if they wish to get intellectual - a metamorphosed ****roach.

 

Insulting the French president remains mandatory for all English forum members.


"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Hehey, lets all welcome France to democracy!

 

Also, François Hollande stinks.

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Why insult one man when you can insult the entire country? Grow some balls France.

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“By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more than they believed possible have never taken a single step forward.” ― Mikhail Bakunin

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My grandfather was talking with a captured German paratrooper during the last continental unpleasantness, apparently the gentleman saw ten thousand French charging at him screaming like banshee's, it was then that he realised he had been dropped behind enemy lines.

 

Edit: Ones spelling continues to deteriorate.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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Was Jacque Chirac not referred to as <<Trois minutes-douche comprise>> ("Three minutes, shower included") by the French press?

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"Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them."

 

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My grandfather was talking with a captured German paratrooper during the last continental unpleasantness, apparently the gentleman saw ten thousand French charging at him screaming like banshee's, it was then that he realised he had been dropped behind enemy lines.

 

Edit: Ones spelling continues to deteriorate.

That must have been quite a bit of white flags.

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“By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more than they believed possible have never taken a single step forward.” ― Mikhail Bakunin

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