Zalpha Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 (edited) The Talking Blade, Lilarcor His best quote: 'I may be an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edumication.' Edited July 11, 2013 by Zalpha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndiraLightfoot Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 A powerful badger in whatever shape or form - this is an Obsidian RPG, after all! *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalderas Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 I want this as a ring tone on my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmanusaur Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 It's sorta funny, and I suppose this is better than an RPG taking itself too seriously, but in general I find things like this to be needlessly silly and slightly immersion-breaking. More subtle meta-humor (I label it this due to the use of modern slang and fantasy genre sensibilities) on the other hand, I can appreciate, but at some point I don't understand the point of putting in all the effort to make the world immersive if you're going to stick in stuff like this. I don't know, just my two cents. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonek Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 (edited) Like Minsc the rather obvious humour grows tiring with repetition, however one is always free to unequip and sell I suppose. I'd prefer another branching of Ravel's incarnations, like the Seer in Heart of Winter and the Catlady in Targos. Edited July 11, 2013 by Nonek 5 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Gates' Son Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 I really liked Enserric from NWN Hordes of the Underdark. I really wouldn't mind having a talking sword in this game, but not as flashy as Lilarcor though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorstUsernameEver Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Truth be told, I think they should up the ante and introduce a talking codpiece. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Snarky smithies grumbling about unbreakable weapons... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalpha Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 How about a tomb (book) that a wizard (spell caster) bound himself to (by mistake) and with it in your inventory (or equiped?) he gives you trivial insight into the world around you, annoying at time and useful at others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalpha Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 Lol, this just came to me, how about an annoying orange. XD (Jokes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmanusaur Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 How about a tomb (book) that a wizard (spell caster) bound himself to (by mistake) and with it in your inventory (or equiped?) he gives you trivial insight into the world around you, annoying at time and useful at others. I think a sentient book (tome* ) could be interesting as long as it wasn't voiced by... well, whatever you'd call the sword's voice acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Truth be told, I think they should up the ante and introduce a talking codpiece. Perhaps it could be a cursed codpiece? 2 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lephys Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Truth be told, I think they should up the ante and introduce a talking codpiece. Perhaps it could be a cursed codpiece? Worst article of equipment to be unable to remove, EVER. 1 Should we not start with some Ipelagos, or at least some Greater Ipelagos, before tackling a named Arch Ipelago? 6_u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalpha Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 How about a tomb (book) that a wizard (spell caster) bound himself to (by mistake) and with it in your inventory (or equiped?) he gives you trivial insight into the world around you, annoying at time and useful at others. I think a sentient book (tome* ) could be interesting as long as it wasn't voiced by... well, whatever you'd call the sword's voice acting. Dragon Age: Origins - Witch Hunt the human mage Finn was the best character out of all of them from Dragon Age: Origins (IMO). I found it sad that most compelling and entertaining NPC was in a short DLC. If the book/tomb had his quirky personality I would be very happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorizer Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I'm all for a sentient talking item, but if it's as annoying and juvenile as that sword I'd sell it at the first opportunity (like I did with the sword) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmage Silver Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 The game needs some Golden Pantaloons. 1 Exile in Torment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 A lizardman jester who walks about on stilts while juggling flaming knives... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpgrayeDD Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Truth be told, I think they should up the ante and introduce a talking codpiece. Perhaps it could be a cursed codpiece? . You could call it Bigby's oppressive strap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 How about a sentient hammer. Call it Ribsmasher. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuga C Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 That sword was decidedly too puerile. I'd hope that if there were souls trapped in weapons or grimoires that they'd be written into the game as a serious NPC-like entity. Maybe that's the bonus companion... http://cbrrescue.org/ Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forests and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoors experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.----Fred Bear http://michigansaf.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Truth be told, I think they should up the ante and introduce a talking codpiece. Perhaps it could be a cursed codpiece? . You could call it Bigby's oppressive strap It draws crushing hand to the codpiece... "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "Am I phrasing in the most negative light for them? Yes, but it's not untrue." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lephys Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 It draws crushing hand to the codpiece... Or shocks/stings you when you lie. Or maybe it just shrinks (the piece, itself) when you lie. Should we not start with some Ipelagos, or at least some Greater Ipelagos, before tackling a named Arch Ipelago? 6_u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Jeez, I better play a female PC then... 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFSOCC Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Ring of in-jokes. Makes you think of funny things, making you laugh while no-one else gets the joke. 1 Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hormalakh Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 A powerful badger in whatever shape or form - this is an Obsidian RPG, after all! My blog is where I'm keeping a record of all of my suggestions and bug mentions. http://hormalakh.blogspot.com/ UPDATED 9/26/2014 My DXdiag: http://hormalakh.blogspot.com/2014/08/beta-begins-v257.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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