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How to start a managmenet training session


Walsingham

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I was wondering how I'd start my ideal corporate training exercise, and came up with the line

 

"You know how individually none of you are arseholes ... but collectively you behave like arseholes? I'm here to help you understand why, and maybe fix it."

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Followed by the wait to strike down on the first pedant to correct the spelling on the course?  :shifty:

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Followed by the wait to strike down on the first pedant to correct the spelling on the course?  :shifty:

 

In Israel they say "managmenet". :shifty:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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