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I loved old warrior Dak'kon and I'm gonna love this old warrior aswell, don't judge book by it's cover, deep character is all that matters for me, not a pair of nipples (I mean, seriously there realy exist folks who mind that on Forton?? You could aswell censor Arnie's chest in all the movies he starred in bare chested with such mindset, just because he dared to show his nipples, those outrageous things everyone possesses. Gosh)

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voyager in the Lands of the Dead.

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I loved old warrior Dak'kon and I'm gonna love this old warrior aswell, don't judge book by it's cover, deep character is all that matters for me, not a pair of nipples (I mean, seriously there realy exist folks who mind that on Forton?? You could aswell censor Arnie's chest in all the movies he starred in bare chested with such mindset, just because he dared to show his nipples, those outrageous things everyone possesses. Gosh)

 

I'm pretty sure they're just kidding about censoring the nipples.

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I think most people just dislike the ridiculous hair he has. If he went bald or had something on top, it wouldn't look so bad.

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I have no problem with his looks (OK he doesen't look epic but i never judge anyone by their appearance). It's the class I hate. Monks... never liked them

 

Yep, couldn't agree more hate monks. what's the point of picking up all those cool weapons and interesting armor if you can't use it on a companion. I always feel a bit cheated by that. And seriously - open palm strike by half-naked man takes out heavily armored knight in full steel plate who first shoots with a crossbow and then uses a sword and shield... I don't think so.

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I don't mind monks as a class as much as I don't mind Katanas as weapons...

 

It's the monk and katana fanbois who are the problem.

 

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Guys, I think we all missed the point.

Forton is indeed the new comic relief character.

He's to Bruce Lee what Cohen the Barbarian (Discworld) is to Conan.

 

Forton will complain about old age, the lack of commodity in the wilderness, back problem and then suddenly punch in the face the conceited young adventurers around. right ? right ?

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Didn't want to derail the other topic or start a new thread just for this, so since this one already has a lot of "photochops"/humor in it...

 

So far, I'mma thinkin' Forton is the most likely to run that direction. What do you guys think?

I think Lady Crimson is most qualified to address this issue with corresponding concept artwork....

It's gotta be Edair.

I think I've picked on poor Forton enough. :lol:

 

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