molarBear Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) "the bruise will look nice, and maybe the scars will make nice party talk.""drug dealer was critically hit in the right leg for 25 hit points, smashing the knee into the next town." "metzger was critically hit in the head for 27 hit points. the attack crushes the temple. good night, gracie." "slaver was critically hit in the right leg for 22 hit points, knocking him to the ground like a bowling pin in a league game." "mole rat was critically hit in the head for 24 hit points, squashing the rodent's skull like a wet paper bag." don't we all like 'em? oh, also from wasteland : "COVENANT brutally pummels the Wasteland Warrior for 33 points of damage, exploding him like a blood sausage." Edited October 2, 2012 by molarBear 2 "if everyone is dead then why don't i remember dying?" —a clueless sod to a dustman "if we're all alive then why don't i remember being born?" —the dustman's response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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