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BREAKING NEWS: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE UNLEASHED IN FLORIDA

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http://www.miamihera...-macarthur.html

 

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

 

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

 

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man


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See you guys, I'm heading for some deserted island.


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Ah, it's Florida, that figures. Now it's Cubans, rednecks, old folk and cannibals.


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Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

 

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If you don't hear from me in a week you'll know the worst has happened and if you happen to meet a balding 20 something Cuban zombie, please put me out of my misery.

PS. we don't look like Mexicans.


I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Could be PCP. It's been known to make folks eat each other.


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If you don't hear from me in a week you'll know the worst has happened and if you happen to meet a balding 20 something Cuban zombie, please put me out of my misery.

PS. we don't look like Mexicans.

So... east side/west side won't just be LA gangsta's vs NYC gangs, but also Cubans vs Mexicans?

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If you don't hear from me in a week you'll know the worst has happened and if you happen to meet a balding 20 something Cuban zombie, please put me out of my misery.

PS. we don't look like Mexicans.

So... east side/west side won't just be LA gangsta's vs NYC gangs, but also Cubans vs Mexicans?

Well demographically, Cubans aren't all that common outside of South Florida. People speaking Spanish in NYC are more likely to be of Puerto Rican origin than anything else. (Although, New York being New York, you can find pretty much every ethnicity/nationality you can imagine there. Including zombies.)

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UPDATE:

 

Woman being treated for rabies dies in London hospital.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/28/woman-treated-for-rabies-dies_n_1550847.html


"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Apparently this guy took a hit of a new form of LSD and freaked out in a way that does not do justice to the term freaked out.

 

Too bad. I've been preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse (actually for the Obamocalypse) for some time and I'm ready. If any of you end up zombified and wander too close to my fortified rual compund off the Hatchee river I promise to be merciful... head shots only. :lol:


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actually for the Obamocalypse

 

Free healthcare won't implode your economy, it's the general mishandling of debt.. But you guys are, in the grand scheme of things, too big to fail - so you don't have to worry.

 

Zombies however...


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Ha, health care is not free under Obama care. It is even more expensive than ever and now everyone is required to buy it. And if you cant afford it you can buy a crappy government plan that the government will then charge everyone else (those with private policies) more (in the form of tax... no fee... no tax) to pay for your cost shortfall. The folks who bought into Obama hoping for that grand ideal of free healthcare bought a big pig in a poke.

 

However, we digress from the story of flesh eating zombies in Miami. Hey, it's the NEW South Beach Diet!


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How does healthcare reform lead to zombies walking the streets. Because I for one don't recall that happening in the UK. I'm pretty sure grandad woudl have todl me. Although maybe the Nazis just put it into the shade.

 

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Smart dog, that Churchill."

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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They shot half a dozen times to take down a naked man. Must really have been a zombie.

 

(of course, if the zombie had been black, they probably would have shot forty-one times)


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Nah, that's more the style of NYPD cops.


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The zombie was black.

 

What a stupid statement.

That just means they were negligent - they forgot to handcuff him before they shot him. ;)


You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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There has been another one: http://baltimore.cbs...-found-in-home/

 

This is it! I've got loaded guns at every window. Anti-personell countermeasures in the woods around the house. I'm ready! :lol:

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Yep, we're in the end times. Up here we just have some psycho cutting someone up into chunks

 

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Yep, we're in the end times. Up here we just have some psycho cutting someone up into chunks

 

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Oh please, there's been psychos since the beginning of time. This ain't nothing new.


I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Yep, we're in the end times. Up here we just have some psycho cutting someone up into chunks

 

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Oh please, there's been psychos since the beginning of time. This ain't nothing new.

 

Yeah but now they're eating us!


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