GreasyDogMeat Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 A that proves the writers had planned where the show was going from the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thread pruned a bit. Not sure what the deceased had done to peoples favourite puppies or whatever, but dancing around the fire cackling with glee and celebrating a young persons death as "funny" somehow makes the funny thread lose its funny. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Who died? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Who died? Wijnhuis. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Who died?Amy Whinehouse. Or Winehouse. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyDogMeat Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 She threw her life away with drugs and alcohol. Its hard to find sympathy for someone who just tosses life away like that. That said I find it more depressing than funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thread pruned a bit. Not sure what the deceased had done to peoples favourite puppies or whatever, but dancing around the fire cackling with glee and celebrating a young persons death as "funny" somehow makes the funny thread lose its funny. Eh, is still amusing slightly. I like the image where they show Charlie Sheen and a caption "No one did more drugs than me" and Winehouse on the bottom with 'Challenge Accepted'. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 (edited) Well played, aliens... well played... Edited July 25, 2011 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 A Southern small-town prosecutor called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt." "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I guess this is a good thread to say this: Tomorrow 12 Eastern Fabio and the Old Spice Guy are having a duel on the Oldspice youtube channel. This for those who thought that the commercial were funny and care enough about those things. Oro out. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) Not really funny but mildly amusing, strange baby names illegal. EDIT: Favorite part the name Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced Albin. Edited July 26, 2011 by ShadySands Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Whats the first one supposed to be doing? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I've no idea either. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Hmm, perhaps we don't know our feline companions as well as we thought. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Hmm, perhaps we don't know our feline companions as well as we thought. And it actually stopped when it was caught, sort of like a cartoonish moment. Seems a bit to convenient to be real but funny anyways. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Who died?Amy Whinehouse. Or Winehouse. I have no idea who this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Who died?Amy Whinehouse. Or Winehouse. I have no idea who this is. Really? Huh, she won a few awards last year or the year before. She's kind of a jazz singer who hit it big, which I was happy about as it helped a lot of other jazz groups get some mainstream attention. Anyways the fame really put her on the fast lane to a rock star death. She was a bit of a mess from the start, but as her album got bigger, so did her problems it seems. This was highlighted when she was denied a Visa to attend the Grammies (or one of those music awards) in the US because of her issues. She had to phone in her acceptance speech. The folks here don't seem to have much sympathy for junkies, but I'm guessing they haven't had many people close to them struggle with addiction. While I didn't find her death surprising, I fail to see how it is a positive thing. The only hope here is that other young people will learn from her tragedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 The $1 million car crash - 5 cars, 1 blonde in Monte Carlo "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 seen at Comic Con. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Now now guys, play nice. As if Jazz needs more exposure, though. What we really need is more Anti-folk like The Mouldy Peaches. + 20 Douchebag + 1 Hipster Cred - 9999999999 Cred of All Other Types Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Ok, lets try this again. If I have to get my hands out of the nice cozy pockets where they stay again, they wont see the funny in it. They hate working. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Now my post sticks out like a sore thumb. Well, I suppose dressing up like Edward Cullen could be interpreted as an insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Now my post sticks out like a sore thumb. Well, I suppose dressing up like Edward Cullen could be interpreted as an insult. Oops “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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