Tale Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Old thread Knock knock jokes are still hip with the kids these days, right? "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Your face is a joke. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 In game dialogue, hah. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trulez Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Europe is ****ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I just find this amusing.. Swiss party makes dislike of PowerPoint a political issue "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I just find this amusing.. Swiss party makes dislike of PowerPoint a political issue As much as I suffer daily from powerpoint, the fact is it is good format for doing presentations, provided you use simple rules covering number of points per slide, using whole sentences, and not expecting clipart collages to cover up a lack of thinking. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 I just find this amusing.. Swiss party makes dislike of PowerPoint a political issue "According to the APPP, the use of presentation software costs the Swiss economy 2.1 billion Swiss francs (US$2.5 billion) annually, while across the whole of Europe, presentation software causes an economic loss of ?110 billion (US$160 billion). APPP bases its calculations on unverified assumptions about the number of employees attending presentations each week, and supposes that 85 percent of those employees see no purpose in the presentations. " I don't know if their math is any good, but the underlying idea isn't too bad. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 For soem reason, I find these members of the west bourough baptist church basically "rage quitting" real life hilarious Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asol Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 For holy rolling athiests on youtube TheoreticalBull**** deserves more views than thunderfoot trolling. Definitely not an individual who is fuzzy in the logic department... All deception is self deception all hypnosis is auto-hypnosis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) Imprint on a window. Apparently left by a substance on the wings. Edited July 12, 2011 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trulez Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Imprint on a window. Apparently left by a substance on the wings. I call bull****. Even I could do that in Photoshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Imprint on a window. Apparently left by a substance on the wings. I call bull****. Even I could do that in Photoshop. Tell that to the owl, man. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Love it. ~~~~~~ My housemate, who I introduced to Fallout New Vegas as his first ever computer game, has developed a kind of retard OCD. He is literally - I kid you not one iota - going around the wasteland tidying up. Literally every single worthless piece of tat. I suspect he has worms in his brain. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Does he work in renovation or something? Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 That was actually funny. But I didn't need to laugh. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Now I know how to survive 30 years in IT department. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 A classic piece of.. musical comedy. To add a further element of amusement to it - after the show, the Queen inquired whether they really were her troops and was told indeed they were. She further asked who choreographed the piece and was told. She paused, and then said "We should see about getting him to drill our changing of the guard..." "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Austria has been touched by his noodly appendage Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Austria has been touched by his noodly appendage THE INTERNETZ FINALLY FOUND ME! BOW TO THE PASTA NOODLE EMPEROR! Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted July 15, 2011 Author Share Posted July 15, 2011 Everyone knows that Pastafarians wear pirate hats, not colanders. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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