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I doubt it's the first time a guy's been killed by a goat. After all, those horns are designed to kill, and they kinda ripped the guy open.

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Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Some friends and I were joking about this earlier today. We weren't laughing at the dead guy, we were laughing at the fact that when we were in the mountains over the weekend we should've been worried about goats instead of bears.

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

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Those things are the scourges of petting zoos everywhere. You do not want to encroach on their territory or your thighs will pay for the trespass.


We had a few in my hippie commune days. The dogs knew enough to give them a wide berth.


I KNEW it! You ARE a filthy hippy!

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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