Walsingham Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Two scientists walk in to a bar. The first scientist says to the bartender, "I'll have H2O". The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too". They get their drinks and drink them. The second scientist dies. LOL "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BicycleOfDeath Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 This is a conversation I just had with my ex-wife (while she was assisting in improving my online dating profile. Yes, we have an awesome relationship like that): (12:11:31 PM) SooperSexyNinja: At least you can look forward to some Jess this weekend. That should help your attitude. (12:12:02 PM) angrykiddjoe: If she doesn't bail on me like 90% of the time when we plan to hang out. (12:12:06 PM) SooperSexyNinja: OMG... there are a lot of fat, desperate girls on this site. This is awesome. (12:12:41 PM) SooperSexyNinja: Ooooh... the mexican plays hard to get because she's pretty. She'll only be able to get away with that for so long. (12:13:33 PM) angrykiddjoe: I should just kidnap her if she does it again. (12:14:11 PM) SooperSexyNinja: Maybe she'd like that. She looks like the type. (12:14:45 PM) angrykiddjoe: She screams "My race is used to riding in trunks and windowless vans!" ? (12:15:52 PM) SooperSexyNinja: Bwaaahahahaha! Stand Your Convictions and You Will Walk Alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 http://www.law.com/jsp/cc/PubArticleCC.jsp..._Copyright_Case Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Tweet made me laugh. No trolling intended. danielearwicker "Despite its socialist origins, the Syrian regime is plagued by corruption" What rotten luck. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyDogMeat Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 This actually happened to me yesterday: I had an open bowl of garlic slices out on a table. I was making some food and I needed to go pick some extra stuff up at the market. So, while I'm gone my cat jumped up on the counter and hid every piece of garlic around the house so now it smells like I'm warding against vampires. I've found most of them but I have no idea what the cat was thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 This actually happened to me yesterday: I had an open bowl of garlic slices out on a table. I was making some food and I needed to go pick some extra stuff up at the market. So, while I'm gone my cat jumped up on the counter and hid every piece of garlic around the house so now it smells like I'm warding against vampires. I've found most of them but I have no idea what the cat was thinking. Cats are tiny tiny satans. You and Raithe need to have a young priest and an old priest throw your cats out. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Cats are tiny tiny satans. Yes I agree, Pidesco is an evil bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 I'm holding a cat. Kirottu is the one who's actually a cat. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Then you're both evil bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Then you're both evil bastards. *Nods, sadly but emphatically* "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 This has to be the only fashion photo I've ever seen that cost me d2 SAN: http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/galleries/T...-a-wedding.html "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 (edited) http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/03/29...ki-rides-again/ Edited March 29, 2011 by Serrano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 How Halo: Reach should have ended Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Greatest song ever made for highschool guys. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Captain Balu http://imagerz.com/QEFGC0tvAwMEBVhFEQVR Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 Not particularly funny - but I find it quite thought provoking. I can't quite formulate this clearly so bear with me - I can't undo my world view and try as I might, I see the "old world", even though it's reversed and I should focus on the new landmasses as the important features. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Obama and Hillary :lol: :lol: In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lemon Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 CD Projekt's new title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 CD Projekt's new title. NSFW, btw. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 CD Projekt's new title. Is this for real? If so i'm definitively getting it. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Do want. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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