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Mina: Do you think the two are related?

 

Mike: Does a pope **** in the woods?

 

Mina: I... really hope not.

 

Mike: Sorry, mixed the metaphors.

 

Haha, GTA: San Andres shoutout right there!

That particular phrase predates GTA:SA by a good while.

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Mina: Do you think the two are related?

 

Mike: Does a pope **** in the woods?

 

Mina: I... really hope not.

 

Mike: Sorry, mixed the metaphors.

 

Haha, GTA: San Andres shoutout right there!

That particular phrase predates GTA:SA by a good while.

 

Maybe it does, but thats where I remember it from :|

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Don't remember the quote perfectly, but...

 

"C'mon Mike, just imagine it's pudding... a big bowl of cocolate pudding - *Gagging noise* - .. that smells like poo-gas."

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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*after hacking a computer and launching a missile*

 

Westridge: What the hell was that?

 

Mike: I fired a missile.... at the palace.

 

Or something like that. :lol:

I, uh... fired a missile... at the palace. :sorcerer:

 

 

Mike: Any backup, sir?

Yancy: Darcy. On the comm.

Mike: Any backup, sir?

[Westridge Rep: -1]

Yancy: Very funny Mike. Darcy is enough.

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The problem with Steven Heck is that much of his awesomeness is also due to how his VO delivers the lines. Heck is freaking goldmine, but posting quotes is not nearly as funny as listening to him.

 

Anyone remember the conference you have with him, Scarlett and Mina before the hotel mission in Taipei? Just his facial expression, and the way his subsequent line is delivered, when you tell him you don't want any bodies is priceless. Made me reload just to watch it again.

 

Also, Konstantin Brayko is a barrel of laughs when you and him

confront Surkov. "Championchik is currently trying to win the olympic medal in being dead", delivered with that russian accent.

Love that guy.

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The problem with Steven Heck is that much of his awesomeness is also due to how his VO delivers the lines. Heck is freaking goldmine, but posting quotes is not nearly as funny as listening to him.

 

Anyone remember the conference you have with him, Scarlett and Mina before the hotel mission in Taipei? Just his facial expression, and the way his subsequent line is delivered, when you tell him you don't want any bodies is priceless. Made me reload just to watch it again.

 

I'm sure Nolan North must have had a blast voicing a character that is not your usual deadpan anti-hero :lol:

He looked like a sad dog when I said "no killing", it's hilarious :lol:

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The problem with Steven Heck is that much of his awesomeness is also due to how his VO delivers the lines. Heck is freaking goldmine, but posting quotes is not nearly as funny as listening to him.

 

Anyone remember the conference you have with him, Scarlett and Mina before the hotel mission in Taipei? Just his facial expression, and the way his subsequent line is delivered, when you tell him you don't want any bodies is priceless. Made me reload just to watch it again.

 

I'm sure Nolan North must have had a blast voicing a character that is not your usual deadpan anti-hero :lol:

He looked like a sad dog when I said "no killing", it's hilarious :lol:

 

His impersonation of the pleading VCI member had me laughing harder than I had in a long time.

 

"Please don't kill me! I only wanted to offer you five million dollars!"

"The universe is a yawning chasm, filled with emptiness and the puerile meanderings of sentience..." - Ulyaoth

 

"It is all that is left unsaid upon which tragedies are built." - Kreia

 

"I thought this forum was for Speculation & Discussion, not Speculation & Calling People Trolls." - lord of flies

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Mina: Her name is Madison Saint James

Mike: Sounds like a porn star ... I think I've seen some of her movies

Mina: Some of those wanderings into your personal world are just creepy.

Mike: Then I'll leave the comment that I may have worked with her before for another time.

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"Want to borrow my lucky clippers? They're luckyyyy!"

 

Steve(n) Hack FTW! :)

^

 

 

I agree that that is such a stupid idiotic pathetic garbage hateful retarded scumbag evil satanic nazi like term ever created. At least top 5.

 

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SIE in the medical bay!!!

 

Mike: "Might as well!"

 

On how to make the best of an embarassing situation!!!

 

Mike: "mind untying me?"

SIE: " I freed your hands 10 minutes ago.. You were too busy to notice. I'm flattered!"

Mike: "There something to be said for experience"

 

and of course Westridge comment after the scene that another poster commented on

 

 

Also, actually take the time to READ Hecks email on how to by all the land in the US for free. Its a gem!

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"Oh look! Darcy photoshopped our heads onto a buddy cop movie. That's um, yeah.. "

 

"Nasri, I wish all terrorists were as fun to kill as you! " (Quote will be regarding getting waterboarded if you arrested him instead )

 

"Shaheed, remember playing Airplane when you were a kid? Well, you get to be the plane! " *Mikey pushes him off ledge* o:)

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Westridge: What the.....

 

 

Westridge: You did not just do that in my medical bay, I bet it smells like cat fish and tuna in there. :lol:

A great line that's even greater with subtitles enabled:

 

AP_CPandTuna.jpg:shifty:

 

My favourite line is not so much a line but can be heard in the elevator at the Moscow embassy if SIE is your handler. She's humming Wagner's Ride Of The Valkyries, the perfect nod to Apocalypse Now. :p

 

Of course, Steven Heck belongs in a class all to himself. My favourite email:

 

heckfinalemail.jpg

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