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Youtube or it didn't happen.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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As long as it isn't done to the sound of Needle in The Hay.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Couldn't you at least put your beard on auction? You know, like on eBay, so your dedicated fans could buy it?
As I said earlier, put strands in the CE.

Will there be a CE at all? I wanna buy one dammit. :-

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While he may read this, Matt is scared of forums, and will likely not post here. That being said, as one of my official duties at the company is to torment Matt as often as possible, I will make sure the shaving is photo documented.

My blood! He punched out all my blood! - Meet the Sandvich

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While he may read this, Matt is scared of forums, and will likely not post here. That being said, as one of my official duties at the company is to torment Matt as often as possible, I will make sure the shaving is photo documented.

 

That's what I call a man devoted to the cause.

Choices.

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Choices.

*Drinks* :sorcerer:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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