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If this hasn't already been posted then I'll be amazed, but I thougt I'd post it again just in case. I Hit it with my Axe is essentially just a video blog of some nerds playing D&D. The twist is... they're all young ladies... and they're all either porn stars, strippers etc. I've only just started watching, but the Dungeon Master is hilarious, as he's the only guy, and he's a bit rubbish.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Sounds like lame attention grabbing on the part of the Escapist.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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The day I fail to respond to nerd chicks with tremendous charlies is the day I die. No... it's the day we ALL die, gentlemen.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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The day I fail to respond to nerd chicks with tremendous charlies is the day I die. No... it's the day we ALL die, gentlemen.

 

Charlies? That's a.. uhm.. well... I never heard that euphemism before.

Nice to learn new ways of saying.. you know.. charlies. :)

 

It's certainly the most friendly term for them I've ever heard.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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My friend Charlie is going to be less than amused, however.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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My friend Charlie is going to be less than amused, however.

 

BUt think of the opportunity for you!

 

"Charlie."

"What?"

"I found out something today."

"What?"

"I found out million's of people think you're a ***"

Edited by Walsingham

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I both like and dislike that they're using my fav stoner band "The Sword" as a soundtrack, because its awesome but makes me less cool :sorcerer:

Edited by Kaftan Barlast

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I fear it may make me less cool through negative association.

 

 

 

 

(also: dont google the individuals of this roleplaying group while at work. bad idea)

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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