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Welcome back, it's good to hear you are still plugging away at school.

 

There are a few new crazies here, but it's pretty much status quo.

Don't insult me, I'm insane, not crazy.
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Hey guys so like, I haven't really been here or posted in a while, and like, I'm trying to ease into it and you know, rekindle all of our friendships.

There is no friendship. Only Zuul.

Stand Your Convictions and You Will Walk Alone.

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i knew you'd come crawling back to me baby

 

but you know what? i've moved on!

Archie was there when i need support, and one thing led to another...

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

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I mean I could have done music instead but yeah, I just kind of picked them because they are interesting as long as I keep an "I'm not going to get involved" sort of stand point. I just hope I never form an absolute opinion on anything.

 

I mean the creative side of me feels I've made a huge mistake, but if I want to move to New York and afford to buy Tom Ford suits and Ray-Bans, sacrafices must be made.

Huh? You mean you are actually learning stuff? I thought people went to college to experience the decadent American college life, centered around scatterbrained hotties, frat house partying and illegal substance (ab)use.

 

You have failed me for the last time.

To quote south park "There's a time and a place for everything, it's called College!".

 

That said wb pixies The more things change the more they stay the same.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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I still like you. But if I start showing that, the others will reject me and I can't take that risk. :lol:

 

Go back to your hole, Pixies! We don't like yer kind 'round 'ere anymore!

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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i knew you'd come crawling back to me baby

 

but you know what? i've moved on!

Archie was there when i need support, and one thing led to another...

 

And yet you constantly go behind my back and shag every Wellington gal in sight, and have the audacity to brag to me about it after the fact. Sharing is caring, jerk.

 

At least Pixies wouldn't do that. He's smart, funny, good looking, honest, thoughtful, cute, sweet, and just about every good quality a person can have really. I think he might be as close to a perfect boyfriend as you can get. Or at least, that's what I have to tell Hell Kitty to stop him from crying himself to sleep every night for the last three months.

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You should join the Party" for Socialism and Liberation if you want to be my friend.

 

You would

In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum.

 

R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS

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You should join the Party" for Socialism and Liberation if you want to be my friend.

 

You would

 

Haha yeah, nice way to make a friend.

 

"Oh hi, nice to meet you, I'm Joe."

 

"Yeah great, so anyway, are you a communist?"

 

"Uh, nope. Why? Is there any reason I should be? Is there something about communism I don't know?"

 

"Well, yeah actually, like, if you wanna be my friend you gotta be a communist."

 

"Are you serious? Oh well, too bad then. I'll be a communist when you get a haircut, which looks like is NEVER gonna happen."

 

"Well yeh, it's not gonna happen, cause you're gonna die!"

 

*shoots Joe in the crotch, which is basically the same thing as death anyway*

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Well I can't speak for the others, but I don't like him because time and time again he denies my sexual advances. I just can't handle the rejection, you know.

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i knew you'd come crawling back to me baby

 

but you know what? i've moved on!

Archie was there when i need support, and one thing led to another...

 

And yet you constantly go behind my back and shag every Wellington gal in sight, and have the audacity to brag to me about it after the fact. Sharing is caring, jerk.

 

At least Pixies wouldn't do that. He's smart, funny, good looking, honest, thoughtful, cute, sweet, and just about every good quality a person can have really. I think he might be as close to a perfect boyfriend as you can get. Or at least, that's what I have to tell Hell Kitty to stop him from crying himself to sleep every night for the last three months.

 

hey i told you dammit, the long distant thing is hard!

i have to take comfort where i can

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

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