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My laptop is screeching

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With a high pitch. All the time. Since weeks. No idea why.

It's. Driving. Me. Crazy. Nuts! Mad! Insane! BLEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!


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It's scared of your ugliness.


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Option A:

A banshee has possessed your laptop and it is trying to find a way to kill you.

 

Option B:

Something in the laptop is about to commit suicide. Could be a fan or a capacitor. Or something else. I suggest taking backups from the files and sending your laptop to service.

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Yeah, I concur that it's something bad - and from personal experience I would guess that a fan is to blame. You might be able to replace that yourself if the laptop is out of warranty but if it's not then I'd just get it serviced.


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I have to say I support the possession hypothesis. I recommend taking it to your local church and throwing it into the font while it's plugged in. If I'm right you will find the demon is forcibly expelled with a fantastic shower of sparks etc.


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It seems the problem lies with the battery cable slightly slipping out of the laptop jack.


"Bones heal, chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory is forever."

What is glass but tortured sand?
Never forget! '12.01.13.

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Aha! Then the bashee theory is confirmed!

 

Wouldn't you make stange noises if someone would come along and shove a cord in your ass, and then wiggle it around?

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Aha! Then the bashee theory is confirmed!

 

Wouldn't you make stange noises if someone would come along and shove a cord in your ass, and then wiggle it around?

 

I call for science!


"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Aha! Then the bashee theory is confirmed!

 

Wouldn't you make stange noises if someone would come along and shove a cord in your ass, and then wiggle it around?

Look, have you ever seen Roswell Conspiracies? It was scientifically proven -heck, they admitted it themselves- that banshees are vulnerable to technology. Throw a remote control at one and she'll be in hospital for days, and you suggest she lives in a laptop? Ignorance I say.

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What is glass but tortured sand?
Never forget! '12.01.13.

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Hmmph.

 

Maybe your laptop is too old to be considered as technology ;)

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