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Option A:

A banshee has possessed your laptop and it is trying to find a way to kill you.

 

Option B:

Something in the laptop is about to commit suicide. Could be a fan or a capacitor. Or something else. I suggest taking backups from the files and sending your laptop to service.

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Yeah, I concur that it's something bad - and from personal experience I would guess that a fan is to blame. You might be able to replace that yourself if the laptop is out of warranty but if it's not then I'd just get it serviced.

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I have to say I support the possession hypothesis. I recommend taking it to your local church and throwing it into the font while it's plugged in. If I'm right you will find the demon is forcibly expelled with a fantastic shower of sparks etc.

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Aha! Then the bashee theory is confirmed!

 

Wouldn't you make stange noises if someone would come along and shove a cord in your ass, and then wiggle it around?

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Aha! Then the bashee theory is confirmed!

 

Wouldn't you make stange noises if someone would come along and shove a cord in your ass, and then wiggle it around?

 

I call for science!

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Aha! Then the bashee theory is confirmed!

 

Wouldn't you make stange noises if someone would come along and shove a cord in your ass, and then wiggle it around?

Look, have you ever seen Roswell Conspiracies? It was scientifically proven -heck, they admitted it themselves- that banshees are vulnerable to technology. Throw a remote control at one and she'll be in hospital for days, and you suggest she lives in a laptop? Ignorance I say.
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