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Honestly, I think Yahtzee's wittier than a bloodhound, but the song at the end of the review wasn't that bad (though it did remind me of Schoolhouse Rock).

 

Uh huh... She's hot 2 IMHO!

 

Yeah, nothing like a chick holding a syringe to get my juices flowing.


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Yeah, nothing like a chick holding a syringe to get my juices flowing.
Aren't you supposed to be a furry?

"Bones heal, chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory is forever."

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Never forget! '12.01.13.

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... what song at the end?


"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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I mean, don't get me wrong: At least 20% of the lyrics make no sense and are only put in there because they rhyme and fit the beat. Still, I was expecting much, much worse. She has a decent voice, and, as I said earlier, it reminds me of Schoolhouse Rock.

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Has anybody read his book, Mogworld? Is it any good? It doesn't seem to be available to me here in the Netherlands because I don't have a credit card.


The sky had never seemed so sky, the world had never seemed so world.

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Like Dimitri, I forget, I forget again.

 

Pretty funny, but East-European villages are more likely to emulate NES on their DOS-capable 486s than actually have NESs.

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:thumbsup: some really good stuff this time.

 

This constitutional monarchy thing has potential for an epic deconstructive parody of the series, if Nintendo ever licenses out the franchise and someone actually manages to do it in the grim darkness of the far future...

 

 

Also some nice comments about the "whaa, we want a sequel" crowd that seems to be infesting these parts as well recently.

 

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wow, no "cake is a lie" comment?


Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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2007 is long gone, son.

Doesn't stop people using it


Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Nice reference to the Human Centipede :sorcerer:

 

He did backpedal a little, saying that Bioshock's combat was unforgiving and you needed all the powers. In the original Bioshock review he said that you could do just as well with the wrench and the lightning power with the others being useless gimmicks...

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The leadheads killed me easily when I tried that, so no.


"Bones heal, chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory is forever."

What is glass but tortured sand?
Never forget! '12.01.13.

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Rewatching the Bioshock review, he just said it was very easy compared to System Shock 2.

 

I guess I just mentally added things to it :/

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...he just said it was very easy compared to System Shock 2.

That doesn't really mean anything, considering SS2's difficulty. :shifty:


"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Yes, disregard my comment and pile on Raven for making mediocre Shooters when they should be making cool stuff like Heretic(making superior spin-offs of successful games) or the next Jedi Knight :shifty:

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Uh, they're making old school FPSes. Good ones. As always (they just weren't old school back then).


"Bones heal, chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory is forever."

What is glass but tortured sand?
Never forget! '12.01.13.

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I liked Wolfenstein, but Singularity doesn't really excite me in the least.

 

At least they're still around.

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