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Honestly, I think Yahtzee's wittier than a bloodhound, but the song at the end of the review wasn't that bad (though it did remind me of Schoolhouse Rock).

 

Uh huh... She's hot 2 IMHO!

 

Yeah, nothing like a chick holding a syringe to get my juices flowing.

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... what song at the end?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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I mean, don't get me wrong: At least 20% of the lyrics make no sense and are only put in there because they rhyme and fit the beat. Still, I was expecting much, much worse. She has a decent voice, and, as I said earlier, it reminds me of Schoolhouse Rock.

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:thumbsup: some really good stuff this time.

 

This constitutional monarchy thing has potential for an epic deconstructive parody of the series, if Nintendo ever licenses out the franchise and someone actually manages to do it in the grim darkness of the far future...

 

 

Also some nice comments about the "whaa, we want a sequel" crowd that seems to be infesting these parts as well recently.

 

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Nice reference to the Human Centipede :sorcerer:

 

He did backpedal a little, saying that Bioshock's combat was unforgiving and you needed all the powers. In the original Bioshock review he said that you could do just as well with the wrench and the lightning power with the others being useless gimmicks...

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...he just said it was very easy compared to System Shock 2.

That doesn't really mean anything, considering SS2's difficulty. :shifty:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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