Walsingham Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8367141.stm A major study in Spain - God bless you chaps, by the way - suggests that men who drink every day reduce their risk of coronary heart disease by over a third. Combine this with other studies which show that active ingredients in wine reduce cancer, and active ingredients in real ale fight bacteria and I think it's pretty clear. Who's with me? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I want to be with you. Let This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I knew it! I always feel much healthier after a nice pint. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 I want to be with you. Let "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I will be drinking whiskey tonight. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 19, 2009 Author Share Posted November 19, 2009 I will be drinking whiskey tonight. I shall be drinking beer. Long live us! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 This reminds me that I have to buy Martini Dry and Stolichnaya. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 The only thing you'll inherit are headaches. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rostere Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Stolichnaya. I must say that I really prefer Moskovskaya over Stolichnaya. I know it's their cheaper alternative, but the taste is quite unique. Stolichnaya would probably be better if you're making drinks and want as little flavour as possible though. "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 So, we're trading a reduction in heart disease for an increase in liver disease and highway deaths. I guess I can drink to that. (Tonight, it will be some Dogfish Head 60-minute IPA.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I'm a bit skeptical to the overall health benefits of drinking 3-11 shots of vodka a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 I've had three pints of real ale this evening and I feel great. Proper pub, plenty of chat, all smiles and warmth in the heart of growing cold and rain. Bloody tops. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8367141.stm A major study in Spain - God bless you chaps, by the way - suggests that men who drink every day reduce their risk of coronary heart disease by over a third. Combine this with other studies which show that active ingredients in wine reduce cancer, and active ingredients in real ale fight bacteria and I think it's pretty clear. Who's with me? As the saying goes: in small quantities remedy, in large quantities medicine and poison when there's none to have. I've had three pints of real ale this evening and I feel great. Proper pub, plenty of chat, all smiles and warmth in the heart of growing cold and rain. Bloody tops.And passive smoking plus lung cancer. Edited November 20, 2009 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I've had three pints of real ale this evening and I feel great. Proper pub, plenty of chat, all smiles and warmth in the heart of growing cold and rain. Bloody tops. From what I gather, your liver is slow to let you know it's unhappy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) I think it's great that alcohol has health benefits. And I think it's funny that they would assume such terrible things about us in the article, "But these [studies] are often misinterpreted by people looking for a health reason to consume alcohol." Edited November 20, 2009 by Blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Stolichnaya. I must say that I really prefer Moskovskaya over Stolichnaya. I know it's their cheaper alternative, but the taste is quite unique. Stolichnaya would probably be better if you're making drinks and want as little flavour as possible though. Unfortunately, I've never seen Moskovskaya for sale around here, so I've never tried it. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 I am pleased to report that I had three beers in the pub last night, then a very fine malt whisky when I got home. I played a couple of hours of Red October and was awesome. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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