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I just realised that what we need is one of those 'Which Starwars character are you?' questionairres which checks which forumite you are. Anyone feel up to that?

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I wanna be Taks, because he is the most advanced troll we have.

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I want to be Shryke, he gets more girls in a weekend than I do in a year...

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I want to be guard dog because he choose Shryke. I would be patient waiting for my opportune moment to strike. The physical shock of how much tail he's pulling down would mentally exhaust him which is just around the time I take over his compromised consciousness and subjugate him into some sort of mental prison. From there I would reap all the sexual rewards but when the dust settles and I leave his body, it is not my wiener that rots off but his. And thus I have won life.

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I want to be theslug. Mainly because I could carry on being weird and no-one would notice, buta lso because he's younger and fitter than I am.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Either Wals or The Architect, because they're funny. Or Shryke, because he gets more girls in a day than I have ever gotten. Or Fionavar, because his picture is a dragon. and dragons are epic.

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I want a "Which Obsidian Employee are you?" questionnaire!

 

Anyway, it would be fun to do one about forum members, but perhaps we should first decide on which members. I nominate Walsingham, taks, lord_of_flies and funcroc.

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I would like to be me, because I'm awesome like that. MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!

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I want to be Shryke, he gets more girls in a weekend than I do in a year...

 

but if you're me than i wouldn't be me

 

and if i wasn't me then who the hell would i be?!

 

and who would be you if you weren't you?!

 

aaaaaaargh confused :)

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Lord of Flies' alt

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Yes, comrade. You are my alt. Best get to being a good little Marxist and driving every topic towards the one true discussion (class struggle). Remember, class struggle permeates every part of life! Don't be shy!

 

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I want a "Which Obsidian Employee are you?" questionnaire!

 

Anyway, it would be fun to do one about forum members, but perhaps we should first decide on which members. I nominate Walsingham, taks, lord_of_flies and funcroc.

 

I also nominate Kaftan Barlast and mkreku. And those guys who look exactly the same and always post at almost exactly the same time.

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It would seem that I too am LoF's alt. :)

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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It wouldn't surprise me if he rigged it so that everyone turns out that way.

What did you expect from a communist poll? It's a single party system :)

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