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So, my family is wanting to open some kind of cafe and the whole group is kind of lacking in the creativity department. We are all trying to think of a name and I decided to ask you guys. So, any ideas?

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

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what kind of cafe is it?

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Maybe I shouldn't ask but has your family actually thought this through? Food is notorious for being unreasonably difficult and its not that great an investment unless your able to find a niche and work it really well. In general its a hell of a lot of work for a not hell of a lot of profit and even outside of a recession its a high risk venture. Not a great idea imo.

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Is this a coffee shop cafe or the kind of cafe that's more of a restaurant?

Why not just use your name, or a favored daughter/niece/uncle name, like so many others do?

 

Or...um...

 

Rambling Cafe

Wanton Javabean

Kickin' Kafe

 

And of course there's always...

 

Good Eats :p

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And of course there's always...

 

Good Eats :*

You'd dare steal from Alton Brown? The man is a genius. :p

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And of course there's always...

 

Good Eats :*

You'd dare steal from Alton Brown? The man is a genius. :p

Who's Alton Brown? Sorry, never heard of him. :p

I was thinking of very old cartoons where the restaurants would often seem to be be generically named Good Eats...at least, that's what my memory is recalling. I can't actually remember specific cartoons...maybe it was Popeye? Hm... :*

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Maybe I shouldn't ask but has your family actually thought this through?

 

I didn't think it would be that good of an idea but the two who are pushing this forward are pretty good with money and business. They're convinced they can do it and I'll help them in any way possible.

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

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