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That was pathetic. Sorry Bioware, 300 did it first and a thousand times better.

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Hahaha

This reminds me of this:

 

 

which(witch;)), aside from awful lyrics, fits The Witcher much better.

Manson sounds totally out of place in Dragon Age trailer

 

Also besides blood I smell EA in the air..

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I think gore and sex worked much better in Witcher because it didn't take itself too seriously. I still shudder when I remember Liara's sex scene.

This one was just one big stinky lulzy cheese-cat-fail--large-msg-119620326139.jpg

 

But then again maybe it seems so bad, cause it's PR peoples job

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^ It looked like real footage to me, but I'd be quite happy if that lurve scene was a wind-up. It was excruciating.

 

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1. unbearably painful; agonizing

2. hard to bear: never had an afternoon passed with such excruciating slowness [Latin excruciare to torture]

excruciatingly adv

 

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The graphics looked much worse than previous trailers, the animations were almost nwn-ishly stiff and unnatural.

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The graphics looked much worse than previous trailers, the animations were almost nwn-ishly stiff and unnatural.

 

 

I have to agree with you.

Also the textures are now really low-res, probably because of console version.

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It looked okay, I suppose. I guess I've seen other Dragon Age trailers, though I can't really remember. Are we supposed to be able to play as a character amidst a battle of that scale? It would be great fun but I'm not sure my graphics card is up to it. More likely it's a pre-rendered cut-scene.

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And they said it won't affect games quality overall (the console ver.) heh...

 

It's funny it's called Dragon Age Origins "Violence" Trailer. I take this love scene turns later into hardcore S/M action.

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It looked okay, I suppose. I guess I've seen other Dragon Age trailers, though I can't really remember. Are we supposed to be able to play as a character amidst a battle of that scale? It would be great fun but I'm not sure my graphics card is up to it. More likely it's a pre-rendered cut-scene.

 

Yes, you can play a character amidst a battle of that scale. It's one of the features they've been touting for 4+ years now.

 

^ It looked like real footage to me, but I'd be quite happy if that lurve scene was a wind-up. It was excruciating.

 

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Posted 05/09/09 22:52 (GMT) by Chris Priestly

 

Posted 05/09/09 22:48 (GMT) by OldMansBeard

May one ask: why was this particular trailer made?

 

To expand the audience (attract game players who may not usually like RPGs) and to illustrate 2 of the many elements of the game (sex and violence).

 

 

 

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Wow, that sucked.

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That was a new low.

 

I mean, c'mon, going for the real bedrock in looking for the lowest common demominators.

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I liked the music at least..

 

Meh. I've always considered Manson to be "ok" at best - there's much better metal bands out there. :)

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