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They're fun to wear. What kind of hats do you people wear?

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Woollen, no bobble.

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fedora

 

it's all about style, see :ermm:

Best hat ever.

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Only time that i have weared a hat was a beret back when i was in the military. I don't know, hats today just doesn't really look that good. It rather looks a bit archaic to me, like those ridicolous wigs that the british judges wear.

 

Every time i see someone wearing a hat on the street, it's either 1)some sort of for teh lulz irony, or 2) some clueless hipster thinking that he or she is cool.

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I don't know, hats today just doesn't really look that good. It rather looks a bit archaic to me, like those ridicolous wigs that the british judges wear.

 

Every time i see someone wearing a hat on the street, it's either 1)some sort of for teh lulz irony, or 2) some clueless hipster thinking that he or she is cool.

 

 

You forgot about 3) a bloody idiot.

 

 

Wearing a hat without some sort of practical intent, like a helmet at a construction site, is ridiculous and should be avoided.

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Actually, every organic lifeform known to man looks silly in a hat. Even in the heydays of hat-wearing, the coolest cats on the block did not wear them.

 

 

 

Irrefutable evidence: do a google imagesearch on Cary Grant, Ive looked 5 pages down and there is not a single photo in which he is wearing a hat. Not even Humphrey Bogart wore hats privately, only when he played Sam Spade.

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Hats need to be low key, a fedora in a muted colour for instance , baseball caps, well I guess I'm just too old for those unless they actually serve a purpose, ei working outside on a hot day.

 

Part of the statement is that you don't care about people who summarily dismiss hats. That makes you automatically cooler than the rest of the hat hating herd.

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I used to wear a baseball cap all the time. Then I realised i should just cut my damn hair.

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Come on, hats are not cool. It doesnt matter how many levels or irony you wear it with, its still like stapling a sign that says "big fat idiot" to your forehead. We have this friend who always wears a fedora. We've been saying he looks like an ass in it, but he thinks its a joke. Its been two years and he's still like "That's so funny, guys." but we're completely serious.

 

 

 

In summer, when the sun is really bright I might wear a fishing hat at times. But thats just because I think wearing sunglasses is even more ridiculous than wearing a hat. And I do look like a complete idiot in that fishing hat.

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You look stupid when you call us hat-wearers stupid.

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Sunglasses are stupid, I would never wear them unless not doing so would mean snow blindness.

 

Some people do look silly with hats, it depends on the shape of the head i suppose, it has to generate an aesthetically pleasing profile. You can't carry a bald or millimetre cut look well if your skull has no contour to it, or grow a beard if it ends up all patchy.

 

Some people are just not that aware of the chasm between what they think they look like, and the actual impression they generate.

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It's a well known trap to do something initially as a joke, and then fall into do it. It's how you wind up wearing a fedora, or a cardigan, or carpet slippers, or the Victoria Cross.

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All the hats I've ever worn were called covers and had this on them.

 

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I hope for your sake you're a marine, and not merely an escaped mental patient.

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