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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7966390.stm

 

Which comes first? The delusional mindstate and self-importance which can sustain a beard like that? Or is it the beard? Or is it the terrorism?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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They aren't engaged in a resistance movement, they are engaged in a civil war with the other half of Ireland to determine whether or not they are going to resist.

 

He's engaged in a war with his own face.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I think his beard is opressing his face. It should resort to armed revolt.

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The full beard is way cooler than the Lenin. The trick is that it requires a real manly man to carry it properly.

 

bear_man.jpgvs. ZBraff_011208_1.jpg

 

 

 

..also, I have to remind you that I am so open-minded that Im as colorblind to sexuality as I am to race. In my world, pink is just another shade of grey . Bear that in mind at all times, thankyou. (pun may or may not be intended)

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DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I think attempting a beard when you aren't up to it is a sign of disturbed thoughts. I know it was when I tried. But I woke up to my error suddenly after a party. I was failing to score totally and it dawned on me that I looked like a peach dipped in pubic hair.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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