Hurlshort Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 (edited) Congratulations to both Kirottu and Calax for winning the contests. I've always known Kirottu was a comedic genius, and I look forward to reading Calax's erotica...err fan fiction. Sarna awoke to the splash of water upon her face. Bleary eyed she looked around, the other party goers were slowly coming to after a night of booze and dancing. To her surprise she didn't notice her guests to the party. Edited March 22, 2009 by Fionavar Included Calax' Fanfic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 bah, I barely remember what I won. I know I got a Teeshirt but I'm not sure what I got otherwise... I remember the fan fic one being the better prize but Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Where can I read this fan fic? There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Where can I read this fan fic? I could dig it up on my comp, but I think that they'll post it somewhere Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 I didn't enter it because my opus, a glorious slice of space opera concerning intergalactic narcotics dealers, had nothing whatsoever to do with an Obsidian game. But well done to the winners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Whats this thread about? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Whats this thread about? THe contest that was held because the community turned 5 years old last month. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Well, where's the stuff then? I dont see anything on the front page. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Kaftan, I know it's cruel, but we all planned it behind your back. I don't know about the others, but I feel kinda bad about it. I mean, you'd have probably won. Cheers MC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Well, where's the stuff then? I dont see anything on the front page. notice the stickies? That was where all the information was placed at the beginning of the contest. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 With Calax' permission, I have included the fanfic in the original post in this thread - hope that is okay Hurlshot! The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Aaaaaaass bandito Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 I enjoyed the story, Calax. Congratulations : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 I think I This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 I think I "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 quick factoid about my fic, Sarna is actually the NPC that you booze up then steal from in K1 on Taris. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 I remembered that immediately, because the character's name in KOTOR stuck with me, mostly due to the fact that sarna means scabies in Portuguese. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 No offense Calax but I think if I would have actually wrote my story I would have crushed your frail skull within the palm of my hand. Well probably not becuase I would have never fit my story into the character limit, have anything to do with kotor 2 and it would have gotten much too violent and what not. But I digress. You can't beat old republic soldier vietnam style flash backs of him in the jungles murdering a dude from behind out of the bushes with a hand fashioned blade, while simultaneously muffling his screams with his other hand. And then like they crash land on this planet and there are raptors and like there's also medical mystery afoot so it's like crazy old guy soldier dude mixed with House M.D. and there was also going to be a wise cracking robotic cat. I have no idea where the story was going to end up and I wasn't too sure on how I was going to implement anything so it was pretty much a lost cause. I was also going to donate my prize to wals. That was my only real motivation. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 No offense Calax but I think if I would have actually wrote my story I would have crushed your frail skull within the palm of my hand. Well probably not becuase I would have never fit my story into the character limit, have anything to do with kotor 2 and it would have gotten much too violent and what not. But I digress. You can't beat old republic soldier vietnam style flash backs of him in the jungles murdering a dude from behind out of the bushes with a hand fashioned blade, while simultaneously muffling his screams with his other hand. And then like they crash land on this planet and there are raptors and like there's also medical mystery afoot so it's like crazy old guy soldier dude mixed with House M.D. and there was also going to be a wise cracking robotic cat. I have no idea where the story was going to end up and I wasn't too sure on how I was going to implement anything so it was pretty much a lost cause. I was also going to donate my prize to wals. That was my only real motivation. Meh, I could have done better too. I actually whipped that sucker up in about an hour and didn't really bother to edit it :D Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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