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So list all your manly deficiencies here.

 

I am somewhat of a slob and can function perfectly with clothes on the floor, dishes piled up, unmade bed etc. This does not sit well with the women in my life.

 

I prefer not to talk unless I really want to say something, and sometimes answer questions with a grunt, head nod or shake. This also drives my girlfriend crazy.

 

My eyes will drift towards other attractive women even when with my lady friend. This usually earns me a kick in the shins or a punch on the arm.

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I love my husband, but his slob nature is the one thing that really drives me crazy at times ... I don't care about bed and clothes but it's the sanitary/dirt stuff that bugs me.

 

He'd leave cans/bottles/raw meat/mayo utensils un-rinsed on the counter until they covered every nook/cranny/shelf and they'd stay there for months. He'd use the same unwashed, stinky bath-towel for a year if I let him. That kind of guy. At this point the only thing he's generally allowed to do in the kitchen is make coffee/toast, sandwiches, and use the microwave. :p

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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I love my husband, but his slob nature is the one thing that really drives me crazy at times ... I don't care about bed and clothes but it's the sanitary/dirt stuff that bugs me.

 

He'd leave cans/bottles/raw meat/mayo utensils un-rinsed on the counter until they covered every nook/cranny/shelf and they'd stay there for months. He'd use the same unwashed, stinky bath-towel for a year if I let him. That kind of guy. At this point the only thing he's generally allowed to do in the kitchen is make coffee/toast, sandwiches, and use the microwave. :p

 

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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I've been known to throw hammers after I hit my thumb one too many times with them, but I have a feeling that isn't what you're actually referring to. :p

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Those aren't deficiencies, those are definitions of manhood. A man who doesn't look at other women, who isn't at least a bit slobby and actually likes communication on anything other than neccesary work stuff or hobby stuff? Well, a certain quote from Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club springs to mind: "A generation of men raised by women."

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A man who doesn't look at other women, who isn't at least a bit slobby and actually likes communication on anything other than neccesary work stuff or hobby stuff? Well, a certain quote from Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club springs to mind: "A generation of men raised by women."

i was going to say "Gay!" as bender would say "i think he comes from a universe that's big on musical theater!" :p

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

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Guys suck.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Guys suck.

Humans suck.

Cats and squirrels, on the other hand, are awesome. :p

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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You know an animal that doesn't suck?

 

Dogs.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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I guess Im all gayed up then. Im the neat one and shes the slob and *gasp*, I actually like talking to her.

 

We can be gay together. Yay! I've always been the neat one, I seem to attract only messy girls. Never a total slob though, I don't think I could handle that.

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I guess that is what was to be expected when leaving it to the boys to keep the place clean. Spam everywhere ;)

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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