alanschu Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 You guys can still be friends, just wait a year till you dont care what **** is inside her. Coarse, but strangely true. Haha fair enough. The "crossroads" for me seems to be balancing a bridge burning with trying to move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Lime, tarpaulin, a shovel... Bad joke, yes. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 HAHAHAHA. I joked that with a different friend of mine so don't feel too bad haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 (edited) First off, start rumours about her boyfriend being a closeted homosexual trying to look straight by going out with her... oh, right, this is about getting over a woman. Uh... well getting over her should be simple. Just make sure you're lying on top, that's all there is to it. Nah, my advice is that every time you feel jealous/angry/negative/whatever the **** then go have a run or buy a punching bag, do something to tire you out, release the bitterness within you about the situation. Grab a pillow and yell into it, whatever you do, let it all out, but try not to do it around other people, the last thing they want to hear is your problems when we've all got problems of our own in the first place. No adult wants to ****in baby-sit other adults... unless there's money involved. Or sex. Yes that's right, even a straight guy will pretend. Edited November 18, 2008 by The Architect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 Haha. I have started working out, which is a good distraction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 *writes notes furiously on notepad* Keep going guys, I get to know what to expect later on. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Before I worked out the infallible 'bad sausage'* cure I used to go find about five large cardboard boxes and methodically tear them to shreds. Before that I used to punch holes in biscuit tins. Which is one more fun way to get scarred hands. *Not that kind of sausage, if you've just joined us. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 (edited) Before I worked out the infallible 'bad sausage'* cure I used to go find about five large cardboard boxes and methodically tear them to shreds. Before that I used to punch holes in biscuit tins. Which is one more fun way to get scarred hands. *Not that kind of sausage, if you've just joined us. At first I thought this post was about eating a sausage from a dirty street vendor and you eating cardboard to settle your stomach while furiously pounding aluminum trays to release the anger at the damage you've done to your bowels (something quite reasonable for some of the people here) but then I realized this was the i got dumped thread and now I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about unless of course you mean just binging on delicious sausages until you go into a meat induced coma for a few days and then you've forgotten you had any troubles at all. Edited November 19, 2008 by theslug There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 In your case it's a bit more complicated than a normal breakup - so I can't really give you any relevant advice, but I always make it a high priority to never let the last few days/months get in the way of the good times and try to remain as much friends as possible - though obviously you can't be best buddies given your history. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 My strategy? I don't. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 drink lots and go out and sleep with interesting new women works for me when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Oh. Very very important. On no account get involved in any discussion about how to forget women. I think I just spent the best part of an hour lamenting at least four women. Looking on the bright side, if I hadn't 'lost' the first one, or second etc, then I'd have never found the later ones. I don't think I could give up the memories, even to get the first one back. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Lolz haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I think I just spent the best part of an hour lamenting at least four women. don't lament - look back on it with wistful bemusement when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 What's your strategy for getting over a woman/man? **** their bestfriend. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 Haha that'd be interesting. Her best friend is quite attractive as well, and if I take a step back, I bet she'd be a pleasurable romp in the sack haha. Never really thought of that though...as we're sort of quasi friends, given that she happens to be married to a really good friend of mine. Maybe if I get her really drunk HAHA. She's a flirty person in general, and has flirted with me in the past haha. Of course she is totally NOT the type of person I'd really be attracted to because of her personality...which makes it perfect for angry hate revenge sex, right??? HAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Er... "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 Of course that would only apply if I wanted to HURT The Girl...which I don't. Alas, no kinky hawt best friend sex for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I'll tell you what you need to do. You need to go on Left 4 Dead and kill more zombies. You'll easily forget such trivial matters when the zombie apocalypse is at hand? (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Yes. Or play Grand Theft Auto, on the police missions. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aram Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 A ladder or stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 Zing to Aram. Is that any more fun than pushing them over and jumping over them though? There's been plenty of distraction due to the zombie apocalypse, which is a boon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Zing to Aram. Is that any more fun than pushing them over and jumping over them though? Why push them? Just play leapfrog! I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydrogen Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 What's your strategy for getting over a woman/man? **** their bestfriend. Unfortunately those never last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) And here I was hoping leapfrogging was some how a euphemism for sex!!! Edited November 21, 2008 by alanschu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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