Daaave Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 And I'm extremely drunk and probably won't remember this when I wake up. Discuss. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Hey, Daaave, how's life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd like to hear a song, P... will you sing it to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Hey Baley, life is good. How are you these fine summers days? I apologise in advance for any spelling errors there may be, it's difficult to type when you can't actually see the keyboard and don't have the ability to touch type. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 SPLAT!!! Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Beautiful. Love it. And those eyes... ooh. Why your eyes are like sapphires, sparkling so bright, they make the morning radiant... and light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 You promised you'd keep those things to be said private damn it all. I may have forgotten who said what but damn you. Damn you good. I'd shake my fist if I had the ability to do such a thing at this moment in time. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) You are gay! You are a homosexual! I know it, your family knows it, dogs know it! The only one who doesn't know it is you! Edited August 23, 2007 by Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 It's at times like this that I feel the way a London bobby would if he rounded a corner and found God bespoiling the service entrance of a shop. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 (edited) It's at times like this that I feel the way a London everyman would if he rounded a corner and found a cop staring at a pervert abusing a puny, innocent kid. Edited August 23, 2007 by Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 You are gay! You are a homosexual! I know it, your family knows it, dogs know it! The only one who doesn't know it is you! Yeah, well... SO'S YOUR FACE! SO. IS. YOUR. FACE... Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Your... Mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Genetlemen, please! This isn't the House of Lords. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 No, it's your mom's... house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 In that case, be sure and leave the poor old lady alone. She'll kick the bejayzus out of ye. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 That's what your.... Mom said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Oh, man, I'm on a roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 Your face is a roll! Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 High-Five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 That's what your dad said last night! Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 No, you're half left! Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 And half.... dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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