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What's really sad is when a guest speaker who has worked long and hard on a presentation finds out that his Mac laptop doesn't connect up so well to a PC-based organization's system. And how is it that's all the organization's fault? Hel-lo.

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Umm... no edit button. Damnit.

 

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Isn't that the truth, same goes for Linux. Why attack small markets when you can attack the windows community which is huge. That commercial does need some small print stating this. lol

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More mac hating videos!

 

Roosterteeth parody

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Thread Pruned: I loved the cartoon - but it has been brought to my attention that there was profanity in one of them that crossed the line.

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

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Back when I was a mod, I would ban people for making stupid reports :)

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Is that also the reason why you're not mod anymore?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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No, that's because Jim is a dirty snitch who ratted me out. :)

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Would it be prudent to post to Maddox's Apple article?

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

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This is a perfect example of another problem. Not just people being jerks, but the reason behind it. You see, Being a jerk isn't what mac people are known for, being a jerk is what you know mac people for. I think one of the biggest problem, is that some people have just not come into contact with the right people. If all you ever comes in contact with are jerk mac people, then of course that will be your opinion of them. Is it a correct opinion? Absolutely not, but really, can we blame you? If you're only exposed to a certain kind of person, you begin to assume that that's how the majority of them are. The media will do this too. Show you a worst case example, and people take it as the norm.

 

 

Part of the problem is that the jerks on all sides of the computer argument, are usually the most vocal.

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No, that's because Jim is a dirty snitch who ratted me out. :rolleyes:

Actually, Jim tried taking the blame upon himself and sent a credible threat to the mod team that caused me to curse his name and tear apart my system and rebuild it to counter the 'threat' he posed. :thumbsup:

 

His trying to cover your ass actually caused me to even more secure my rig. Not sure I'm going to thank him for it though :wink: .

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Who is Jim? And is he a Mac user?

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Jim is one of the founding members of the Atomic Danger Squad.

 

 

No, that's because Jim is a dirty snitch who ratted me out. :dancing:

Actually, Jim tried taking the blame upon himself and sent a credible threat to the mod team that caused me to curse his name and tear apart my system and rebuild it to counter the 'threat' he posed. :bat:

 

His trying to cover your ass actually caused me to even more secure my rig. Not sure I'm going to thank him for it though :wink: .

 

 

You actually believed him? Hee hee :lol:

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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is anyone going to explain the story to those who haven't been here for 10 years?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Sure.

 

It was a conspiracy of Jim to get Tarna to destroy his old system so he would be forced to get a new rig at the cost of Kaftan's good modship lollipop which in truth a total fabrication.

 

Beware the Jim Conspiracy.

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For those of you just tuning in, it's also important to know that Hades usually doesn't know what he's talking about, and this case is no different.

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For those of you just tuning in, it's also important to know that Hades usually doesn't know what he's talking about, and this case is no different.

 

Well, duh. That's a given. Its all apart of the Jim Conspiracy!

 

BEWARE THE JIM CONSPIRACY! BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!

 

:lol:

 

:dancing:

 

:bat:

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@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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is anyone going to explain the story to those who haven't been here for 10 years?

 

 

Kaftan the amazing was the best mod ever using the secret alias of "Authority". Later, Gabrielle the goth was made mod using a secret name Dark Raven. This was supposed to be secret. During this time a league of gentlemen formed of which kaft and Jim were members. Jim asked kaft if gabrielle=dark raven and kaft looked into the sacred book of IP-adresses and found it was so. There was much rejoice but Jim accidentally mentioned that it was the kaft who had leaked the secret. Jim tried to save the situation by saying he hacked the kafts account, but the green dragon knew the truth. And the kaft was demoted, but given an awesome title "Obsidian VIP" instead, and there was much rejoice. Jim got banned 4-5 times after that and is now hiding under a new secret name.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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See, it is the JIM CONSPIRACY! WHO IS JIM!

 

*Obsidian Trek 3: The Search For Jim!*

 

:o

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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I don't know who this "Jim" is, but I bet he has one hella ugly face.

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Petergraves.jpg

 

 

 

 

Duh!

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

 

*runs and hides*

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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