thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 And turtle necks, I mean what is up with that!? Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 And turtle necks, I mean what is up with that!? Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right? You are correct, good sir. Turtle necks are for, excuse my French, le homo sexuals. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 The dress shirts aren't those silk ones with dragon designs on them, are they? Those shirts are queer. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 No, their just plain dress shirts. If they had stuff on them I wouldn't really call them dress shirts. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 I own like, 3 dress shirts. All the other ones are those neat shirts with dragon designs on them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Those shirts are a classic example of "clinically-depressed-dungeon-master chic". Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 No, their just plain dress shirts. If they had stuff on them I wouldn't really call them dress shirts. Do you were them like My Chemical Romance, or do you sport a beret with like those 80's buttons that say stuff like The Suburbs, where they cut down all the trees and name the streets after them? People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Those shirts are a classic example of "clinically-depressed-dungeon-master chic". Yeah but sometimes, they have flames. Which makes you run faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Hmm. When buying imported, american t-shirts i usually go with the 'Large'-option. On the other hand, i'm 188cm tall (6'2") and i weigh 90kg (~200lbs), where does that put me on american standards? Fatty, fat, fat, fat? "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 That depends. Try slapping your stomach and seeing how the ripple goes. If it goes up to your chest then you're probably fat. master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 (edited) You guys have problems... Gotta eat sausages only, because if your food is shaped like the stuff that gets out again, you can't possibly get fat! Really! That depends. Try slapping your stomach and seeing how the ripple goes. If it goes up to your chest then you're probably fat. My ripples can't get up because my man-t1ts are in the way. Edited July 28, 2007 by Morgoth Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Turtlenecks are not gay and neither are cardigans. Not even if theyre really tight. I saw a gay yesterday and he was wearing one of those dragon-patterned shirts that Krookie loves so much. I also took the opportunity to ask him if it was ok that I used the word "gay" on internet forums and he said it was ok so Im going to continue to use it forever. So I still think the problem lies with the Americans and their size. Of all the Americans I know, Don and Josh are the fattest while Steve is the thinnest having lived in Sweden for an extended period of time. ( not actually their real names, but rather typical Americanese names chosen for proper anonymity ) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 That depends. Try slapping your stomach and seeing how the ripple goes. If it goes up to your chest then you're probably fat. I have a shirt with a dragon design on it. It's a cotton t-shirt though. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 No, their just plain dress shirts. If they had stuff on them I wouldn't really call them dress shirts. Do you were them like My Chemical Romance, or do you sport a beret with like those 80's buttons that say stuff like The Suburbs, where they cut down all the trees and name the streets after them? Neither. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 The clothes you just desccribed can be referred to as gay because I've only really seen gay people wearing them, and I think if we had any openly gay people on the forum they'd be enthusiastic proponents of the style. Well, maybe not turtlenecks. No-one likes turtlenecks. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 ( not actually their real names, but rather typical Americanese names chosen for proper anonymity ) Good, 'cause I'd totally give them **** when we hang out. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 The clothes you just desccribed can be referred to as gay because I've only really seen gay people wearing them, and I think if we had any openly gay people on the forum they'd be enthusiastic proponents of the style. Well, maybe not turtlenecks. No-one likes turtlenecks. I like turtlenecks... they're cuddly around the neck. :'( "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 The clothes you just desccribed can be referred to as gay because I've only really seen gay people wearing them, and I think if we had any openly gay people on the forum they'd be enthusiastic proponents of the style. Well, maybe not turtlenecks. No-one likes turtlenecks. I like turtlenecks... they're cuddly around the neck. :'( Hah! We've smoked you out.! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Hahaha But I couldn't really make sense of Wals' first post Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Hahaha But I couldn't really make sense of Wals' first post That, sir, is because it was pure gibberish. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Huh? I couldn't tell the difference. :Cant's ribbing Walsh icon: Anyhow, I'm half nude right now and I can attest to my excessive girth. Try to make a gay comment about that! Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Oh look another thread to play overbearing Big Green ... thanks for some choice posting material :? FLoSD.ObE The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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