Tale Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Contraption? I was under the impression your visor cleaned itself automatically. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 There's just something satisfying about seeing fresh lizard blood <splatter on your helmet then being cleaned by a little futuristic windshield wiper. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturm Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Contraption? I was under the impression your visor cleaned itself automatically. Yes, the energy beam that cleans your visor is now known as a contraption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Mortis Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Contraption? I was under the impression your visor cleaned itself automatically. Yes, the energy beam that cleans your visor is now known as a contraption. Careful, thats a Trademark of Republic (Later Imperial) Cool Minor Systems INC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 You'll have to pay them or they'll cut off your hand. Hopefully you'll have the money to pay a robotic one. BTW, don't violate too many Jedi trademarks, especially Obi-Wan's stupid quote, or they'll cut off your legs and one of your arms, then leave you to burn in lava. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 what about the one where they just cut off one arm? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Already mentioned. Those are for small cases. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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