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Behold! The mighty power of British pagans to produce RAIN! On command! :aiee:

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I saw this before at Forumopolis, should have posted earlier.

 

 

Oh ye mighty British regular weather, I summon thee! I mean, it's not like it does rain every other hour in England. No, you need magic.

 

Anyone else think that supposed relic there(I don't think they've ever studied it's age) should be bombed and Homer left? It's way funnier and mightily less unnerving. Not to mention, I don't think I want to support British Pagans, or anyone calling themselves Pagans. I mean, geez.

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Anyone else think that supposed relic there(I don't think they've ever studied it's age) should be bombed and Homer left? It's way funnier and mightily less unnerving.

 

I bet boner dude is actually just a medieval prank by some naughty catholic boys.

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An attack on the Simpsons is an attack on freedom itself. This aggression will not stand! BOMB ENGLAND!!

 

 

 

( oh, amnd the reason why gabs hasnt replied yet is because thats damn traitor is already on her way to gitmo for some serious re-education. )

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I just found this thing on the google earths. Must be an old picture, though--no sign of Homer.

 

There's loads of these chalk outlines around that part of that countary because a lot of the bedrock is chalk, so it's easy to make pretty pictures. The White horse of Westbury is one of the better known ones, but I don't think it attracts dirty sexually confused hippies to it, due to its lack of obvious phallus. Though on the other hand, maybe it attacts some *very* sexually confused hippies. Or Pegans, or whatever.

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Paganism has a lot of flavor, I mean, human sacrifice, giant wickermen barbecues. The hippies gave it a bad name, but that ain't the fault of the religion.

 

Naturalistic religions aren't more ridiculous than believing god made Adam out of one of his ribs, while were on the subject of BBQ

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Paganism has a lot of flavor, I mean, human sacrifice, giant wickermen barbecues. The hippies gave it a bad name, but that ain't the fault of the religion.

 

Naturalistic religions aren't more ridiculous...

 

In many ways they're less so, and the hippies give them no less of a bad name than the extremists from any other sect.

 

However, in this case, threatening to make it rain because Homer Simpson is offencive to a chalk man with a boner is quite funny.

 

Maybe Chalky finds Homer erotic?

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Especially considering that God made Eve out of one of Adams ribs. God made Adam out of nothingness. You know, if you believe in that stuff.

 

 

 

 

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Especially considering that God made Eve out of one of Adams ribs. God made Adam out of nothingness. You know, if you believe in that stuff.

Genesis gets it wrong though. God makes Adam out of dust. God makes Lilith out of dust. Tells them to have some fun in the garden. They can't decide who should be on top. Adam whines to God. Lilith leaves in disgust. God takes one of Adam's ribs. Adam cries. God makes Eve out of Adam's rib so Adam can have someone to complain to about Lilith. Adam and Eve gets it on and share an apple. God's boots them out of the garden in disgust and forms plan B.

 

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