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I just sneezed so hard that my arms ache.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Is the word "sneezing" a euphemism?

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No, I mean standard nose sneezing. I have no diea why my arms would hurt. I do know that my great uncle once halted a test match by sneezing. He turned around and stared hard at the man behind him.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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No, I mean standard nose sneezing. I have no diea why my arms would hurt.

 

I think that means you're going to die.

 

Oh, OK. Just so long as I know.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Hehe. There used to be a player for the Chicago Cubs (baseball) named Sammy Sosa that once broke a rib sneezing.

 

:lol:

 

I will never sneeze again. Never.

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I went to school with a guy who farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. There was this totally awed silence in class which we later established was everyone waiting to see if he prolapsed.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Now that's assuring

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

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Do you ever feel a strange kind of happines when other people sneeze? maybe you even like it a little more than that? maybe you even get turned on?

don't worry - it's perfectly okay - in fact, you are not alone ..

 

 

 

This is one of the strangest sites I've ever found - I didn't even know you could have a sneeze-fetish!

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Has anyone sneezed and then farted by accident all at the same time? Ha Ha Ha *sigh* That's so funny.

 

Friend of mine once burbed and farted at the same time. It was awesome.

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I never say "bless you" when someone sneezes.

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I do blessings. They confer +1 to sanity checks and barbeque lighting for 3d4 rounds per alcohol level.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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is that even anatomically possible walsh? I'm pretty sure you can't breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time, so the opposite must be true that you can't expel anything through your nose and mouth at the same time. But I could be completely wrong.

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I went to school with a guy who farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. There was this totally awed silence in class which we later established was everyone waiting to see if he prolapsed.

I thought the wives' tale was that the person's insides would rush out of the body, as the surface tension / vacuum seal of the alimentary canal was disrupted.

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is that even anatomically possible walsh? I'm pretty sure you can't breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time, so the opposite must be true that you can't expel anything through your nose and mouth at the same time. But I could be completely wrong.

 

After extensive testing for ten seconds I deduce that there's no reason you shouldn't breathe in through your mouth and nose at the same time. However, this due to the opening in your moth being more than adequate for inhaling. Your lungs just don't produce enough suction to warrant air going in through your nose as well.

 

Meta, that was exactly our feeling. It's nonsense of course, since you have sphincters internally that would stop this happening.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Eh, broken ribs only hurt when you breathe.

 

Now that's assuring

 

:rolleyes:

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Do you ever feel a strange kind of happines when other people sneeze? maybe you even like it a little more than that? maybe you even get turned on?

don't worry - it's perfectly okay - in fact, you are not alone ..

 

 

 

This is one of the strangest sites I've ever found - I didn't even know you could have a sneeze-fetish!

Apparently you can. I'm sure there are weirder fetishes out there. And I don't want to find out.

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