Walsingham Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6568235.stm "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Does that qualify as a failed finalist in the Darwin Awards? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 That'll teach him. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 It's like something out of a cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 I don't think that not paying attention qualifies you for Darwinia. Concious attempts at stupidly hurtful things do. Like for example being a corperate heavyweight and hiring a dominatrix to treat you like a pet in a hotel, she chains you to the bed then a fire starts three floors up. She runs you are stuck bound and gagged to be found by firemen who parade you infront of new cameras. That earns you an honorable mention. (German in origin btw) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 (edited) I don't think that not paying attention qualifies you for Darwinia. Concious attempts at stupidly hurtful things do. Like for example being a corperate heavyweight and hiring a dominatrix to treat you like a pet in a hotel, she chains you to the bed then a fire starts three floors up. She runs you are stuck bound and gagged to be found by firemen who parade you infront of new cameras. That earns you an honorable mention. (German in origin btw) That sounds not even worth of Darwin Award attention. Honorable mention would require, at least, injury or a very near miss. A fire three floors up, pfffff. Maybe if he started the fire. Edited April 19, 2007 by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aram Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 You gotta respect his grip, if nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 I don't think that not paying attention qualifies you for Darwinia. Concious attempts at stupidly hurtful things do. Like for example being a corperate heavyweight and hiring a dominatrix to treat you like a pet in a hotel, she chains you to the bed then a fire starts three floors up. She runs you are stuck bound and gagged to be found by firemen who parade you infront of new cameras. That earns you an honorable mention. (German in origin btw) That sounds not even worth of Darwin Award attention. Honorable mention would require, at least, injury or a very near miss. A fire three floors up, pfffff. Maybe if he started the fire. well they added him in because if the fire had been serious he'd have burned to death in gimp gear and chained to the bed because his choice of playmates was bad. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 I don't think that the chap chained to teh bed ought to have expected to be abandoned in the event of a fire. It seems a bit callous. And I'm sure this youngster wasn't being stupid. It's apparently quite easy to do. I just find the image hilarious. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 And I'm sure this youngster wasn't being stupid. It's apparently quite easy to do. I just find the image hilarious. I think it this calls for a physical reenactment experiment ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. but the pictures are starting to loose their golliness... Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. but the pictures are starting to loose their golliness... I don't think it would be so humorous again, because you'd be unlikely to catch my baffled expression as I reached for the pie-bait just as the elastic tightened. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats? If you think they can dance around the snare cord then it may work. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats? If you think they can dance around the snare cord then it may work. theres candy on the ledge... Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted April 21, 2007 Author Share Posted April 21, 2007 Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats? If you think they can dance around the snare cord then it may work. theres candy on the ledge... Candy? *pitpatpitpatpitpatpitpatsnickt* eeeeeeUUUURGGHHHHHHHH! *zoing* You rotten swines! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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