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I'm thinking of ordering a concealable vest and a non-concealable vest. Level IIA is the minimum they would recommend,

 

 

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if I wanna wear IIIA, it has more protection but it would have to be non-concealable since it's too big. I'm thinking of buying the upgraded interceptor vest with SAPI plates.

 

 

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It costs a grand tho. The concealable small vest is going for just around 300 bucks. I want stab protection for the big vest. I don't know to go for stab treatment, which would make the vest stiffer, or just get stab pabs.

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Just remember people, when the time comes to shoot Eddo, aim for the kneecaps. :p

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Might be nice to have... just in case. :p I've heard that body armor may become illegal to the general public, so I'm thinking now would be the time to buy, unless it is like one of those fake 'closing now everything must go' tricks.

 

Live in a rough neighborhood or something? :)

 

Wow... that would make no sense. Body armor illegal... yet guns widely available.

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Might be nice to have... just in case. :p I've heard that body armor may become illegal to the general public, so I'm thinking now would be the time to buy, unless it is like one of those fake 'closing now everything must go' tricks.

 

Live in a rough neighborhood or something? :)

 

Wow... that would make no sense. Body armor illegal... yet guns widely available.

 

It would make sense, if you were trying to get as many people killed as possible.

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I'm kind of surprised body armor hasn't been banned already after the 1997 'North Hollywood Shootout'. Two bank robbers were wearing body armor and the police with their small caliber pistols couldn't penetrate the body armor. They were armed with machine guns and held the police off for almost an hour.

 

Unfortunatly, once again, two idiots commit a crime and something decent citizens may want could become illegal.

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Why not ban machine guns, instead?

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I guess it's quite naive to say but, why not ban guns altogether? UK seems to go fine without them...

 

US can't ban guns without a constitutional ammendment. Hence the highest rate of gun violence in the industrialized world.

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I think there could be a market for bulletproof genitalia protectors.

It'd still hurt like a son of a gun.

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I think he should put a cute bunny on it. That would scare me more. That or a sandwich.

 

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Hey, why don't you just buy a tank? You know, both great armor AND firepower... :)

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Hey, why don't you just buy a tank? You know, both great armor AND firepower... :)

 

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I think there could be a market for bulletproof genitalia protectors.

It'd still hurt like a son of a gun.

 

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Your other option would be the bullet caromes off the protection and straight through your femoral arteries, that run straight past your groin.

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With events that have happen at Virginia Tech, am I the only one who thinks this thread is a little inappropriate?

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With events that have happen at Virginia Tech, am I the only one who thinks this thread is a little inappropriate?

 

*dim bulb* Er... I guess... _Was_ that why you raised the issue, Eddo?

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With events that have happen at Virginia Tech, am I the only one who thinks this thread is a little inappropriate?

Why is that inappropriate? I think this is the time when Eddo's thread starts making a lot of sense.

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But why would Eddo be getting all this stuff if he didnt intend to use them? I think wed better call 1-800-REPORT-A-NUT

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With events that have happen at Virginia Tech, am I the only one who thinks this thread is a little inappropriate?

 

Isn't Virginia Tech the reason why body armor is needed for everyone?

 

And the groin protection stuff already exists. Look closely at the pic in my original post.

 

And I'm not a nut, I just collect these stuff.

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