Skeeter Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Lol. Well this has nothing to do with me btw. Just only noticed this sub forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Sue, you'll be a millionare. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 No need to sue - just claim it and reign as king with an iron fist. It is your junkyard after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortis Nai Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 All hail King Skeeter, Lord of the junkyard... can I PM you for Tech Support? How to Win and Informal Debate How to Defuse an argument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 (edited) In ages past there was but one god of CPUs, GPUs, and MOBOs, and he was known as King Skeeter, Lord of the Junkyard. Skeeter fomented and fed on the discord among posters and mods alike. When forumites slew each other in their quest for pwnage or in their trollings, he welcomed them into his shadowy kingdom of silicon gloom. As all upgrades became obsolete, everything came to him eventually, and over time he built his power into a kingdom of e-trash unchallenged by any other vendor. Eventually, however, he grew tired of his duties for he knew them too well. Without challenge for benchmarking there is no lag, and in lagnessness there is only ownage. In such a state, the difference between absolute pwnage and being absolute pwned is undetectable. During this dark era, there arose three powerful PC gamers - Bokishi, Metadigital, and Angshuman - who lusted after the power Skeeter wielded. The trio forged an unholy pact, agreeing that they would dare to seek such ultimate power or be banned from Obsidian in the attempt. Over the length and breadth of the foras they strode, seeking powerful water coolers and heatsinks and defying high case temperatures at every turn. No matter what first person shooter they confronted or what anti-aliasing they braved, the three gamers emerged unscathed at every turn. Eventually the trio destroyed one Bethesda title with +100 frames per second, and they each seized a portion of its screenshot via FRAPS for themselves. The trio then journeyed into the Skeeter Edited December 25, 2006 by jaguars4ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 This is the word of the game. ~ Magister Ludi ~ OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angshuman Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 I came third. :'( Sucks to be Deraldin though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 I came third. :'( Sucks to be Deraldin though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm just happy that someone remembered me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 I came third. :'( Sucks to be Deraldin though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pssst. Let's get the Bok. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angshuman Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 I came third. :'( Sucks to be Deraldin though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pssst. Let's get the Bok. That's easy. Just get an 8800GTX, attach a new label saying "OMG teh new GeForce 9900GTXXX LOL" and throw it into a well. The Bok can't swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 LOL Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 LOL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You have defeated me this day, Bok ... Did you see that? Let's get Angs, Bok! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 And to think this is all my fault. :cool: "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@\NightandtheShape/@ Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Awesome LMFAO. "I'm a programmer at a games company... REET GOOD!" - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 (edited) *snip* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I bow before thee comedic God of teh internets. My orifices are for your using. BTW, the fifth paragaph still has "Lord of the Dead" in it. Edited December 28, 2006 by kirottu This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 And with that affirmation we will return to the geeky tech tendency for which Skeeter's exists ... The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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